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    James Felton‏Verified account @JimMFelton 10 May 2020

    James Felton Retweeted Jerry Saltz

    Get Extra Toppings On Your Meatball Sub With This One Weird Trickhttps://twitter.com/jerrysaltz/status/1259255915137699848 …

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    Jerry SaltzVerified account @jerrysaltz
    Trumpist Republicans ordering sandwiches at a Subway Sandwich in Raleigh, N.C. pic.twitter.com/WyQ3oPEOTs
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    2:11 am - 10 May 2020
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    • nathan marks V Pete Loughlin JakeColclough☭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸💙 TheWonderGinger Keith Marshall Kat 4 Obama Jonny D a catherine scorned
    29 replies . 69 retweets 560 likes
      1. Dan Goresome Dawson‏ @Dawesomedawson 10 May 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        New Craze Leaving The Internet Baffled

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      1. Ingeborg Anne  🐩‏ @IngeborgRakvag 10 May 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        Do they *have* to look like terrorists?

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      1. David Allsopp‏ @doublehelix 10 May 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        David Allsopp Retweeted The Headless Cavalryman

        https://twitter.com/CombatCavScout/status/1259214870765060098 …

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        The Headless Cavalryman @CombatCavScout
        The fact that they’re carrying inert (fake) rocket launchers and wooden machine guns just makes this so much dumber. I mean, the real weapons make it dumb, but this is a whole new fucking level. https://twitter.com/vizjourno/status/1259189791150800899 … pic.twitter.com/VR4yQ0fnZq
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      2. drawde71272‏ @drawde1972 10 May 2020
        Replying to @doublehelix @JimMFelton

        I had noticed the Rocket Launcher inert thing but the wooden gun i hadn’t! Fannies man! 😂😂😂

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      1. Alex Wilson‏ @alexwilsonlryfc 10 May 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        Zoom in on the rocket launcher, it says INERT

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      1.  👻 Sean M-ARGH-icane  👻‏ @SeanMurricane 10 May 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        If you say so, matepic.twitter.com/asB4awhnR9

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      1. Patrick Marcinek‏ @scientist_iam 10 May 2020
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        I hate this joke because it's true 🙃

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      1. Chris‏ @Madchef 10 May 2020
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        Is than an RPG?!

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      1. Rhydian James Davies‏ @Roverboy1980 10 May 2020
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        Best term for them I’ve heard so far is STILL Vanilla ISIS

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      1. Horatio Dandy‏ @DandyHoratio 10 May 2020
        Replying to @JimMFelton

        It’s not a rocket launcher, it’s a carry case for 3 foot-long subs

        1 reply . 0 retweets 9 likes
      2. Ron Burgundy - GBeebies News‏ @ChewyBB 10 May 2020
        Replying to @DandyHoratio @JimMFelton

        Ironically, it's got the word "SAFE" in small print halfway down it 😱

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