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@JimMFelton

TV and Radio comedy writer: BAFTA winning The Dog Ate My Homework, The Guessing Game, BTN & others. Writer/social media

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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    7 dec. 2017

    Did I miss something? Did gay people kill millions of straight bakers whilst I wasn’t paying attention?

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    Journalists are being murdered, children put in camps and toddlers forced to appear in court on their own but remember: what’s unacceptable is a fascist apologist being refused service in a restaurant.

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    The moment when it dawns on Iain Dale that he’s just made an argument for a second referendum

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  4. Why would you assume remainers would think "oh shit it turns out Danny Dyer is a leaver that's changed his mind". Leavers changing their mind is literally the main thing remainers fucking want.

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    Today at the False Equivalence World Championships, a British competitor sets a high bar by explaining why an actor calling a politician a twat is the same as a racist demagogue inciting violence against journalists and opponents from the White House.

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    if the government tries to deport my wife we'd literally try and stop them using article 8 of the european convention on human rights you genius

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  7. 28 jun.

    Holy shit the only person left talking sense on Brexit is *squints* Danny fucking Dyer

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    28 jun.

    “Can I ask you a question, Nigel?” “Is it about the dye job?” “No” “You promise?” “Yes” “Ok go ahead” “What’s with the fucking dye job, Nigel?”

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  9. 28 jun.

    “What’s with-“ “You can ask me anything: my meeting with Assange” “What’s with” “How I shorted the pound, how I sang Hitler youth songs, ask me any one question I’ll answer it” “What’s. with. the. fucking. dye. job. nigel.”

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    28 jun.

    when you believe in an Aryan master race but you didn't read the instructions on the bottle

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  11. 28 jun.

    “Can I ask you a question, Nigel?” “Is it about the dye job?” “No” “You promise?” “Yes” “Ok go ahead” “What’s with the fucking dye job, Nigel?”

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    28 jun.

    Brexiters to public: “We should leave the EU” Brexiters to their accountants: “I DIDN’T MEAN MY FUCKEN MONEY”

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  13. 28 jun.

    “And now to tell us that immigrants are a problem, we have Ian from an all-English village in Berkshire, who finds yoghurt ‘too spicy’”

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  14. 28 jun.

    It’s never people who live near immigrants that have a problem with immigration. Always someone called Ian from the UKIPPiest part of an almost entirely English town in Kent. (Also, like everybody has pointed out, immigrants are ordinary people)

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    27 jun.

    REM gave me unrealistic expectations for how I'd feel at the end of the world as we know it.

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  16. 28 jun.

    I spent the majority of my school history lessons covering 17th century farming techniques. I still came away with a better understanding of history than the President of the USA. The rest of the lessons were spent on 16th century farming techniques, it was a very rural school.

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  17. 28 jun.

    Unhinged orange maniac: “I do not have even a basic children’s understanding of history.”

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    28 jun.

    In the interest of context, here's fearsome patriot Nigel Farage cheering on the collapse of our nation's currency as his rich chums make a fortune. You know, like a prick.

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    28 jun.

    You say that, but your outfit has set up an investment fund in Dublin. Actions speak louder than words.

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    28 jun.

    If you’re wondering why leading Brexiteers don’t seem worried about the economic damage threatened by Brexit, it’s because they can afford to avoid it.

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    28 jun.

    The roll out of Universal Credit was due to be completed by October 2017. It's currently reached about 10%, with a quarter of new payments late and foodbank use rising faster in areas where it's been introduced. It was, of course, his 'brainchild'.

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