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@JimMFelton

TV and Radio comedy writer: BAFTA winning The Dog Ate My Homework, The Guessing Game, BTN & others. Writer/social media

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    7 dec. 2017

    Did I miss something? Did gay people kill millions of straight bakers whilst I wasn’t paying attention?

    Should a religious baker have to create a cake for a same-sex wedding? Imagine a Jewish baker being required to put a swastika on a cake.
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    18 uur geleden

    Journalists are being murdered, children put in camps and toddlers forced to appear in court on their own but remember: what’s unacceptable is a fascist apologist being refused service in a restaurant.

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    12 uur geleden

    The moment when it dawns on Iain Dale that he’s just made an argument for a second referendum

    The moment when it dawns on Remainers that Danny Dyer actually voted Brexit...
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  4. 12 uur geleden

    Why would you assume remainers would think "oh shit it turns out Danny Dyer is a leaver that's changed his mind". Leavers changing their mind is literally the main thing remainers fucking want.

    The moment when it dawns on Remainers that Danny Dyer actually voted Brexit...
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    14 uur geleden

    Today at the False Equivalence World Championships, a British competitor sets a high bar by explaining why an actor calling a politician a twat is the same as a racist demagogue inciting violence against journalists and opponents from the White House.

    When Trump rants and abuses that's bad. When Danny - I believe in UFOs - Dyer does it that's good. Right?
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    18 uur geleden

    if the government tries to deport my wife we'd literally try and stop them using article 8 of the european convention on human rights you genius

    I’m not sure you need some jumped up Human Rights Committee to tell you that there’s a serious problem in the Home Office post-Windrush
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  7. 28 jun.

    Holy shit the only person left talking sense on Brexit is *squints* Danny fucking Dyer

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    28 jun.

    “Can I ask you a question, Nigel?” “Is it about the dye job?” “No” “You promise?” “Yes” “Ok go ahead” “What’s with the fucking dye job, Nigel?”

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  9. 28 jun.

    “What’s with-“ “You can ask me anything: my meeting with Assange” “What’s with” “How I shorted the pound, how I sang Hitler youth songs, ask me any one question I’ll answer it” “What’s. with. the. fucking. dye. job. nigel.”

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    28 jun.

    when you believe in an Aryan master race but you didn't read the instructions on the bottle

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  11. 28 jun.

    “Can I ask you a question, Nigel?” “Is it about the dye job?” “No” “You promise?” “Yes” “Ok go ahead” “What’s with the fucking dye job, Nigel?”

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    28 jun.

    Brexiters to public: “We should leave the EU” Brexiters to their accountants: “I DIDN’T MEAN MY FUCKEN MONEY”

    My blog on why Malta offers a superb location for UK companies needing an EU base after Brexit
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  13. 28 jun.

    “And now to tell us that immigrants are a problem, we have Ian from an all-English village in Berkshire, who finds yoghurt ‘too spicy’”

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  14. 28 jun.

    It’s never people who live near immigrants that have a problem with immigration. Always someone called Ian from the UKIPPiest part of an almost entirely English town in Kent. (Also, like everybody has pointed out, immigrants are ordinary people)

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    "Leaders are out of touch with immigration and don't have to deal with it, ordinary people do," John Humphrys challenges Tony Blair on his immigration record
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    27 jun.

    REM gave me unrealistic expectations for how I'd feel at the end of the world as we know it.

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  16. 28 jun.

    I spent the majority of my school history lessons covering 17th century farming techniques. I still came away with a better understanding of history than the President of the USA. The rest of the lessons were spent on 16th century farming techniques, it was a very rural school.

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  17. 28 jun.

    Unhinged orange maniac: “I do not have even a basic children’s understanding of history.”

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    Pres. Trump: "We love the countries of the European Union. But the European Union, of course, was set up to take advantage of the United States."
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    28 jun.

    In the interest of context, here's fearsome patriot Nigel Farage cheering on the collapse of our nation's currency as his rich chums make a fortune. You know, like a prick.

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    28 jun.

    You say that, but your outfit has set up an investment fund in Dublin. Actions speak louder than words.

    Not surprisingly the EU will discuss its failures, rather than Brexit, especially the Euro and migration. It is a failing state which we need to escape from as soon as possible.
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    28 jun.

    If you’re wondering why leading Brexiteers don’t seem worried about the economic damage threatened by Brexit, it’s because they can afford to avoid it.

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    28 jun.

    The roll out of Universal Credit was due to be completed by October 2017. It's currently reached about 10%, with a quarter of new payments late and foodbank use rising faster in areas where it's been introduced. It was, of course, his 'brainchild'.

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