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@JimMFelton

TV and Radio comedy writer: BAFTA winning The Dog Ate My Homework, The Guessing Game, BTN & others. Writer/social media

Joined December 2014

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    7 Dec 2017

    Did I miss something? Did gay people kill millions of straight bakers whilst I wasn’t paying attention?

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    My bit on Sajid Javid, Chris Grayling and various other members of our overlord dream team

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    If you don’t read this article by that guy, and like it or pretend to like it immediately thereafter, you’re fucking dead to me.

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  4. “To the unimportant task of making sure the UK has food the Tories assigned their best and brightest: Chris Grayling, a man you’d supervise if you saw him attempting to use scissors.” Last plug of my article, I promise.

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    Jan 2
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  6. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Timely reminder - This gvt are not capable of due diligence, honestly, or being prepared! Not then, not now & not in 84 days time.

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    this timely column from is plausibly the best thing to come out of brexit so far. i was going to tweet with a quote but there are too many to choose from so just read it?

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    All aboard Chris Grayling’s Brexit pizza ferry – what could possibly go wrong? | James Felton

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  9. The first of you to joke I’d died I found funny but now I’m scared I’m like the bald fella from the sixth sense

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  10. Alright what the fuck is happening, why is my name trending.

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    We’re about to “give back control” to a government that can’t tell the difference between P&O and Papa John’s Pizza My first ever guardian column. Reads and retweets greatly appreciated, lovelies.

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  12. "Assuming the government has abandoned Brexit and is now spending 100% of its time creating metaphors for how shit Brexit is going, credit where it’s due – this one is bang on."

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  13. We’re about to “give back control” to a government that can’t tell the difference between P&O and Papa John’s Pizza My first ever guardian column. Reads and retweets greatly appreciated, lovelies.

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    22 hours ago
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    Jan 3
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    Jan 3
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    22 hours ago

    May: Can we... JCJ: No. May: But can we, though? JCJ: Still no. May: So we can renogiate? JCJ: No. May: Excellent. Thank you. JCJ: You just don't listen, do you?

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    We're so close to 100% can you help with a final push?! My book it's about loss, love & hope, a lot of it is about me. A lot of publishers said a book about grief was too dark & personal to publish felt differently You can pledge here

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    Jan 4

    If a group of people had sat down and worked out how to destroy Britain from within, they could not have come up with a better plan than Brexit.

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    24 hours ago

    From nearly 6 months ago. Still true. UKGov can choose to rule out No Deal. Cabinet Ministers need to ask themselves, if there's even one death resulting from No Deal, if they'll be able to sleep for the rest of their lives knowing it was their choice.

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  21. Retweeted
    24 hours ago

    "cEnTrIsTs wAnT tO sToP PeOpLe cUrInG cAnCeR" Wow, the Novara Fanboi Frothers are wild.

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