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Male Model. My first wife is @jeanniegaffigan. Touring this summer. Watch gaffiganshow Sun 10/9c @tvland or Thur 8/7c @comedycentral

Joined June 2007
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    Jim Gaffigan Verified account ‏@JimGaffigan Jun 23

    Just ate a salad when I could've eaten a cheeseburger. Where's my reward? I should get an award, right? Maybe a cheeseburger.

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    1. Matt ‏@MattTheKing Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan You know what's good is a cheeseburger salad.

      1 retweet 2 likes
    2. Dr. Maureen ‏@DocMaureen Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan next time, crumble a cheeseburger onto your salad.

      0 retweets 1 like
    3. Jason ̆̈ ‏@XaiaX Jun 23 Albuquerque, NM

      @JimGaffigan if it has lettuce on it then you've just eaten two salads.

      0 retweets 1 like
    4. Steven McCune ‏@StevenInRVA Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan You CAN get that cheeseburger. But only if it's from @McDonalds! :)

      0 retweets 0 likes
    5. renata-bot ‏@shutupnata 20h20 hours ago

      @JimGaffigan @TheHastiProject I feel like we just read the same buzzfeed food tweets article

      0 retweets 1 like
    6. Slater S. ‏@SlaterTheHater Jun 23

      .@JimGaffigan Your reward will come soon in the bathroom. Wait for it...

      0 retweets 1 like
    7. shelly taylor ‏@shellyrenee20 Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan or a cheesecake

      0 retweets 1 like
    8. ShelleyO ‏@ShelleyNL Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan I'm literally at Shake Shack right now, can pick you up a shakeburger

      0 retweets 1 like
    9. Robert McWilliams ‏@rdmc3180 Jun 23 Omaha, NE

      @JimGaffigan, head into Akron and hit up a @SwensonsDriveIn! I'll treat!

      0 retweets 1 like
    10. Jim Rummans ‏@rummans_ Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan or you could simply have more bread

      1 retweet 0 likes
    11. Sean Stanbro ‏@seanstanbro Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan I was thinking 2 cheeseburgers...you've earned it.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    12. Amanda ‏@Silly_ginger310 Jun 23 Woodhaven, MI

      @JimGaffigan a deep dish pizza that takes 45 min?

      0 retweets 0 likes
    13. Jim Rummans ‏@rummans_ Jun 23 Windsor, CT

      @JimGaffigan tremendous a salad and a cheeseburger

      0 retweets 0 likes
    14. Arthur80 ‏@ArthurGutierr16 Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan. Yes you do deserve a cheeseburger for eating a damn salad !

      0 retweets 0 likes
    15. Steve Simons ‏@SJ_Simons Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan shut up and eat your sad salad.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    16. Blake X. ‏@BlakeX10 Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan imaginary cheeseburger

      0 retweets 0 likes
    17. Amanda Sims ‏@AmandaSims Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan That depends. Did you get abs from the salad. If yes, then yes to the cheeseburger. If not, then froyo instead.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    18. Cade Parian ‏@ParianC Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan Solid Poo.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    19. Smeryl ‏@SaraMiryl Jul 3

      @JimGaffigan you're like a human Garfield

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    20. Double Cheeseburger ‏@dblchsbrgr Jun 27

      @JimGaffigan shoulda just eaten the cheeseburger in the first place bud 🍔

      0 retweets 0 likes

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