@JimGaffigan You know what's good is a cheeseburger salad.
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@JimGaffigan next time, crumble a cheeseburger onto your salad. -
@JimGaffigan if it has lettuce on it then you've just eaten two salads. -
@JimGaffigan You CAN get that cheeseburger. But only if it's from@McDonalds! :) -
@JimGaffigan@TheHastiProject I feel like we just read the same buzzfeed food tweets article -
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@JimGaffigan Your reward will come soon in the bathroom. Wait for it... -
@JimGaffigan or a cheesecake -
@JimGaffigan I'm literally at Shake Shack right now, can pick you up a shakeburger -
@JimGaffigan, head into Akron and hit up a@SwensonsDriveIn! I'll treat! -
@JimGaffigan or you could simply have more bread -
@JimGaffigan I was thinking 2 cheeseburgers...you've earned it. -
@JimGaffigan a deep dish pizza that takes 45 min? -
@JimGaffigan tremendous a salad and a cheeseburger -
@JimGaffigan. Yes you do deserve a cheeseburger for eating a damn salad ! -
@JimGaffigan shut up and eat your sad salad. -
@JimGaffigan imaginary cheeseburger -
@JimGaffigan That depends. Did you get abs from the salad. If yes, then yes to the cheeseburger. If not, then froyo instead. -
@JimGaffigan Solid Poo. -
@JimGaffigan you're like a human Garfield -
@JimGaffigan shoulda just eaten the cheeseburger in the first place bud
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