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Male Model. My first wife is @jeanniegaffigan. Touring this summer. Watch gaffiganshow Sun 10/9c @tvland or Thur 8/7c @comedycentral

Joined June 2007
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    Jim Gaffigan Verified account ‏@JimGaffigan Jun 22

    Unless you are driving or have no hands refrain from using talk to text in public. It's obnoxious, right?

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    1. Gladstone ‏@WGladstone Jun 22

      @JimGaffigan not as bad as public facetiming....

      0 retweets 4 likes
    2. Кельвін  ☕ ‏@mrchan Jun 22 Ottawa, Ontario

      @JimGaffigan What if you have only one hand and it's holding a Hot Pocket?

      0 retweets 4 likes
    3. Ed Wiley ‏@EdWiley Jun 22

      @JimGaffigan I just talked to tex this replica.

      0 retweets 2 likes
    4. Amanda Mills ‏@AmandaMillsArt Jun 22

      @JimGaffigan your face is obnoxious.

      0 retweets 1 like
    5. Joe Ushinski ‏@joe_ush Jun 22

      @JimGaffigan what do you mean space question mark

      0 retweets 1 like
    6. Jessica Ann Bradley ‏@Chestnutt1975 Jun 22

      @JimGaffigan So much.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    7. Lun3r ‏@Lun3rBl1tz Jun 22

      @JimGaffigan "Okay Google, what the fuck is Jim Gaffigans problem?"

      0 retweets 1 like
    8. Donald J. Turnip ‏@realDolnadTrump Jun 22

      @JimGaffigan It's like the return of the Nextel phones.

      1 retweet 0 likes
    9. Camille Schmidt ‏@PRGirlCamille Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan yeah mom get it together!

      0 retweets 0 likes
    10. The Pretty Girls ‏@InspiringPretty Jun 22

      @JimGaffigan beyond obnoxious. i think it's part of what give americans a boorish reputation abroad. why do you want your convo on speaker?

      0 retweets 0 likes
    11. Rick Arseneault VO ‏@RickAVoiceOver Jun 22

      @JimGaffigan I find it obnoxious watching someone's face contorting to speech to text through their car window. Emoting doesn't compute.

      0 retweets 0 likes
    12. TAO Devil ‏@TAO_Devil Jun 22

      TAO Devil Retweeted TAO Devil

      @JimGaffigan https://twitter.com/TAO_Devil/status/743809921209241600 … perfect example of how it can go wrong

      TAO Devil added,

      TAO Devil @TAO_Devil
      " if I have any more and gynecology car accident" - when my wife uses voice-to-text
      0 retweets 0 likes
    13. Captain Trash ‏@MattOnFire Jun 22

      @jimgaffigan but you just dictated that tweet, didn’t you?

      0 retweets 0 likes
    14. Spenser Richard ‏@realspenser Jul 3

      @JimGaffigan what if you don't know how to spell something like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Lol

      0 retweets 0 likes
    15. shauna winterbottom ‏@flagrl26 Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan What about laziness? Surely I can use that excuse!

      0 retweets 0 likes
    16. mamaCarse ‏@Patrice_Carson Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan right, definitely obnoxious

      0 retweets 0 likes
    17. Painted Sea ‏@paintedsea Jun 23

      @JimGaffigan amen

      0 retweets 0 likes
    18. Todd Lock ‏@todlock01 Jun 22

      @JimGaffigan I don't think anyone should talk anymore at all I think you should just text

      0 retweets 0 likes
    19. John Kimball ‏@JCJokeWriter Jun 22

      @JimGaffigan what if I'm eating a Hot Pocket?

      0 retweets 0 likes
    20. Joy Lynn Skiver ‏@MaxRuby79 Jun 22

      @JimGaffigan or they could just call them......

      0 retweets 0 likes

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