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    Jim Gaffigan‏Verified account @JimGaffigan Aug 27

    Heading to bed but remember - If you want to sound crazy please tell me about THE DEEP STATE. - To sound stupid please be against CANCEL CULTURE but then accuse anyone with an opinion of Virtue signaling. - Trump Derangement Syndrome is meant to distract from the con of Don

    10:09 PM - 27 Aug 2020
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    • Jason Malone LuluP 🦄Erica 🦋 Larson🦦#BidenHarris2020 #MaskUpAmerica rksf Whitney Strange Vine Jessie Rothwell RMC The Gay Therapist 🏳️‍🌈 Wear a mask.
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      2. Jimmy Goodson‏ @JG41187 Aug 27
        Replying to @JimGaffigan

        #RNC2020 broke poor Jimpic.twitter.com/i9wr2h9WD8

        20 replies 8 retweets 234 likes
      3.  🇺🇸 Ⓢⓐⓜⓐⓝⓣⓗⓐ Ⓙⓞⓝⓔⓢ  🌊 🌈 💙‏ @sjmmz34 Aug 28
        Replying to @JG41187 @JimGaffigan

        Hi I'm here to take exfan Jimmys place! I'm bringing friends!

        2 replies 1 retweet 25 likes
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      1. c‏ @igneouswx Aug 27
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      2.  ❄️ ☃️ ⛄Intellectual Warrior ⛄ ☃️ ❄️‏ @MisterSecretGuy Aug 27
        Replying to @JimGaffigan

        This sir, is TDS. Have a very good night and thanks for speaking up. 😃pic.twitter.com/l9oXCXP9n4

        7 replies 0 retweets 48 likes
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      2. todd a‏ @bondt007 Aug 27
        Replying to @JimGaffigan

        Put the bottle of Wild Turkey down and have a hot pocket.

        19 replies 8 retweets 468 likes
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      2. Jenny Diver  😂‏ @Jencling Aug 27
        Replying to @JimGaffigan

        Here's what I will tell you. Don't give up hope. We are going to get him out. I'm older than you and I know things... I know this country. We are going to get him out. I promise.

        83 replies 11 retweets 549 likes
      3. WeAllKnow‏ @WeAllSmart Aug 27
        Replying to @Jencling @JimGaffigan

        If you’re really older than Jim, you’re living your golden years as a politically-obsessed lunatic. Those unfortunate to have known you throughout the years also know things: you’ve broken countless promises in your days, Jenny, and promising to “get him out” will be the latest.

        27 replies 1 retweet 50 likes
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      2. Jojo R.N./LMT ..Anti-Fascist Anti GOP. Resist. BLM‏ @jojo_luvs_rain Aug 27
        Replying to @JimGaffigan

        Good job Jim. Correction though... TDS is Total Devotion Syndrome. It ends badlypic.twitter.com/leAwr95NJ0

        6 replies 4 retweets 60 likes
      3. Ivy‏ @IvyTamwood987 Aug 29
        Replying to @jojo_luvs_rain @JimGaffigan

        One question though... shouldn't it be orange Koolaid?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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