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    Jim Gaffigan‏Verified account @JimGaffigan Aug 27

    excuse me while I treat myself to confronting some asshole trolls...

    8:52 PM - 27 Aug 2020
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      1. Ronnie Aces‏ @RonnieAces Aug 27
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        Go get ‘em Jim!!!

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      1. sarcasminaz  ✡️‏ @sarcasminAZ Aug 27
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        Do it for us who are tired, thank you.

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      1. Vanessa‏ @Nessanator Aug 27
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        It’s okay just listen to this random ass opera singer.... like what is going on! 🤦🏻‍♀️

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      1. Paintballri‏ @paintballri1 Aug 27
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        Excuse me while I turn in notifications

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      1. Kevin Murray‏ @claystorm Aug 27
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        Sends a high-five! I’m doing the same over here in New Mexico too. Btw, we are keeping the Chile and New Mexican Food warm for you when you can return!

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      1. Noble Prize in Sarcasm‏ @rewegreatyet Aug 27
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        Just remember...pic.twitter.com/wqJkzqdYzs

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      2. History Repeating  ☂️‏ @BidenBitch Aug 27
        Replying to @rewegreatyet @JimGaffigan

        I feel like this is exactly what Nancy Pelosi was trying to say earlier about the debates.

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      1. Erin Tapken‏ @BavarianErin Aug 27
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        Have as many as you like, they are calorie-free!

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