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Hey Jim (and Stan) do you guys think this version should replace my original?pic.twitter.com/gr6hLxLmg4
I’ll leave it up to Jim. I think it’s amazing.
Thanks Stan, I appreciate you letting Jim decide.
Hey @JimCarey, here's a script idea: Sarah Huckabee Sanders' daughter makes a birthday wish that she stop lying for trump. The wish magically comes true. High jinx and impeachment ensue...
#LiarLiar2
Better yet Trump's youngest son makes the same wish about POTUS Donald Trump....
But audience has to believe that the person affected is still redeemable.
Good point. But I think in this case it should be about redeeming the country (the real main character), not the narcissist who thinks he's the center of the universe. 
You mean Obummer, right?
I suspect that deep down inside you know that not likely to be true. While on the other hand Trump demonstrably fit the description perfectly. But by all means please feel free to keep pretending otherwise on your obviously puppet account. 
What a waste of talent from someone I once enjoyed watching... Jim, you’ve really lost it. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.
Sarah Sanders is a lovely young lady who is doing an outstanding job in a thankless position. @PressSec
#SarahIsAStar
#PedoWood



Bet you didn’t tweet that with a straight face!
#Sanders the so-called #Christian whose only purpose in life is to lie for the wicked
Thou shalt not lie
#MOG
Jim, you did her a favor really. You depicted her looking much better than she really does. Not only does the wicked woman like for the wicked, she is paid our tax dollars to lie to us (with an attitude)
Exactly what I thought! She looks much more horrible in real life! Combine that with her droning voice, one eye squinting at the prepared notes full of lies while the other evil eye radiates hate..

I am falling out of my chair...hilarious! She's been lying for a long time, so she has had lots of practice. Her eye twitch has not subsided, but I can't recall if her evil eye gets stuck, or continues to twitch, when she is stuck via a really difficult question.
Since she puts so much spin on everything, her evil eye rotates ever faster to keep up with her bullshit. Otherwise, she couldn't keep balance and would fall down from the podium. Also, her brain keeps sending her abberant messages, sending her into fits of rage. Poor Sarah..
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