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  1. 15 hours ago

    Let’s remember this year that according to very sound scientific evidence, human beings evolved from apes and not the other way around.

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  2. Jan 3

    Market falling, deficit exploding, 17 criminal investigations, child prisons, no infrastructure, no wall, no respect in the world, 800,000 fed employees waiting for a paycheck that said might not come “until hell freezes over”. How do you like him now?

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  3. Jan 3

    Louie can’t C. K?

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  4. Dec 31

    One last tweet about this Stinker for 2018. Remember — no matter what says in the New Year... THIS IS NOT A PIE. Happy New Year, Everyone!

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  5. 30 Dec 2018

    Good riddance, Paul Ryan. And good luck on the board of Oxycontin-Mortgage Fraud-Child Prisons Incorporated. You know, the masters you were actually serving while in office.

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  6. 29 Dec 2018

    In no way do I mean to disparage the beautiful act of fellatio, whether straight or gay...I just wanna know if the devil makes Donald swallow.

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  7. 28 Dec 2018

    The stock market is starting to look as volatile as Trump’s signature. Investors beware of

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  8. 27 Dec 2018

    Here’s a picture of our Mountebank-in-Chief signing a blank piece of paper like it’s a real bill. He thinks his followers are a bunch of nitwits. They -- like that pile of empty portfolios -- are just props to this never-was President.

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  9. 27 Dec 2018

    Now we add a second child to your list of murders. Callin’ it your job don’t make it right, Fraulein Kirstjen.

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  10. 26 Dec 2018

    Remember Trump’s loyal zombies chanting, “Build That Fence” at his rallies??? Me neither!

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  11. 23 Dec 2018

    If Ginsburg is still alive, so is Justice! We wish her a speedy recovery and many more years on the bench.

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  12. 21 Dec 2018

    “WE’RE LOSING HER!”

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  13. 19 Dec 2018

    Beware the Gorgon. She’ll turn your heart to stone.

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  14. 18 Dec 2018

    Stephen Miller: Paint for Hair, Shit for Brains

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  15. 16 Dec 2018
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  16. 14 Dec 2018

    Now an innocent seven-year-old girl has died of medical neglect because of Trump’s sadism at the border. If there’s a Hell...

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  17. 13 Dec 2018
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  18. 5 Dec 2018

    Dear Mr. Mueller: Be my secret Santa. You know what I want for Christmas.

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  19. 4 Dec 2018

    If you haven't seen my art show yet it's been extended until Dec 8th at the Maccarone gallery in LA. I guess that's a good sign! ;P

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  20. 2 Dec 2018

    Ain’t nuthin but a G-20 thing, baaaabay!

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