Corporations the day after Pride ends
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literally who would do this. what sick freak would go to an outdoor supply store, maybe an REI, which is located at 1900 Empire Ave in Burbank, easily accessible by bus lines and with ample nearby parking, and get a Vargo Titanium Emergency Whistle for only $10.99 plus tax.
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I remember being on a set once and somebody was blowing a whistle a few blocks away.
It shut down production until we could find them and get them to stop.
Just a random memory posted for no reason.
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we're losing historical documents from this policy
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ICYMI: Twitter is cracking down on 'inactive accounts', starting right now. Accounts are already being taken down for inactivity.
What I had ASSUMED though, that it'd be counts that were maybe 3 years inactive, 5 years, 10 years maybe. NO, IT'S 30 DAYS!
Gone for a month? BANNED
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I enjoy going back to the stupidest tweeters of all time and seeing how many have a blue check now.
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It's funny to watch people in the replies shouting "It's because they went woke!" or "It's because the new Mandalorian season sucked!" and you drill down into the article and see it's mostly because they lost the rights to show professional cricket league games in India.
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(on a first date) so the scene where hes yelling at dr han went viral but everyone is on dr han's side bc of another scene where the good doctor is transphobic so now han is like a folk hero even though hes only in 4 episodes. you look beautiful tonight by the way. can i kiss you
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To the Democrats the ideal candidate is someone who comes from a marginalized community but who has been shielded from the struggles that community faces all their life and will align themselves with the wealthy.
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Thank God for DMs, because Twitter would be absolutely unusable now if the only thing I had to look at was my feed.
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Yes, "jail." Exactly where my mind went.
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you’re like if jews for jesus built a child-sized golem
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They finally did it. People said they couldn't but they did. They constructed a man entirely out of bad vibes.
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If the Democrats are working this hard to keep Feinstein alive, you know we're looking at 600 years of Hillary hooked to a machine that constantly feeds her orphan slurry
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Dianne Feinstein won't see your mean jokes but your friends who are evil dried up old hags kept alive by satanic blood ritual energy will
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everything you need to know about michael tracey as a poster and a human being is in these two tweets. the fucking IGN forums. jesus christ
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The actor for the Good Doctor is actually British! You may recognise him from Charlie and The Chocolate factory. While Dr Sean Murphy is an American character, the show hints at his British roots by having him harass a trans child
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Finally my chance to get a Voxsplainer on goatse
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Do you have questions about the biggest stories in the news? What can Vox help you better understand? Use this form to ask us directly. vox.com/ask-vox
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Me and the boys on our way to do ageism and ableism to a thousand year old senator with dog food in her skull
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I heard Nikki Haley is running her campaign to take on the 1%!
*checks earpiece*
oh I'm sorry that's just how much of the vote she's planning to get
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Everyone go home and hug your Memaw and beg her to retire
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“Where am I going?” Feinstein could be heard asking, as she slowly settled into the wheelchair. Her hand was visibly trembling as she took her seat.
“I’ve got something in my eye,” she said, as her eye appeared bloodshot. huffpost.com/entry/dianne-f
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Centrist dead enders doing the "This Is Fine" meme in real time rn
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“Where am I going?” Feinstein could be heard asking, as she slowly settled into the wheelchair. Her hand was visibly trembling as she took her seat.
“I’ve got something in my eye,” she said, as her eye appeared bloodshot. huffpost.com/entry/dianne-f
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One of my favorite musical sub-genres is “unclear if talking about sexual partner or heroin”
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The extremist anti LGBTQ group Gays against groomers set up a email tip line. You all know what to do. Tips@gaysagainstgroomers.com
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They cannot even comprehend the idea of a journalist who doesn’t get their scoops spoon fed to them by flacks
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I usually block Promoted tweets, but I want you to look at this insane thing
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This is a motor-driven, weight-activated squirrel-proof feeder. It allows birds to eat and saves seed by keeping squirrels away.
Get it 
thebosa.com/bird-feeder1
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My dude is apparently fucking all his male friends
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A woman's idea of "Let just be friends" is "Hey listen to all my problems and keep me company.... While I have se× with someone else."
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Frankly, dig her up and yell at her too
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By this argument, should all of RBG's former staff be black balled and publicly shamed for not pushing her out sooner?
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He has moved on from being a broken clock to a clock that magically moves away from the correct time whenever it approaches.
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Michael Tracey has moved on from the nazi shooter is not a nazi to the lady that trump sexually assaulted is a liar.
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Dem ultra-fans just tried to snitch-tag Chris Coons into this thread which is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
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People rationalize all of this as smart or as part of some grand plan, but it isn’t, every single day is Chris Coons panickedly trying to shut down impeachment witnesses because he’s afraid of blowback, forever. It’s worse than you think. It’s indefensible
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