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SHOUTOUT TO THE LATE 90s AND EARLY 00s WHEN WE COULD DO DUMB SHIT AND THERE WAS NO PERMANENT RECORD OF IT ON SOCIAL MEDIA *Jamaican Dance Hall Airhorns*
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So, probability would dictate my kid has a 50/50 chance of getting her shoes on the correct feet each time, right? THEN HOW COME SHE HAS LITERALLY NEVER DONE IT? HOW DOES THAT MATH WORK?
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5k Retweets And I’m Giving All This Away On Twitter To Those In Need.pic.twitter.com/JJUoXMXxLP
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Hi! My name is (what?) My name is (who?) My name ispic.twitter.com/N7arHfJPUS
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Since when is giving children consequences "bad parenting"? How on earth is a kid who never has a consequence going to survive in the real world? WTF is wrong with these people?
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Can you even imagine saying that TO A TEENAGER? "Hey found some weed in your room, I see you're trying to do your personal best right now, how can I help you with that?" Good Lord no.pic.twitter.com/L5ocCYIQ2o
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It said to do this "instead of yelling". Are...those really the only two options? Seriously? My kid isn't "trying to do her personal best" when she's refusing to pick up her toys. She's trying to see what she can get away with. Which is what she's supposed to be doing at her age.
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I just read an article that said that when my child is acting like a damn fool (which, since she's 2 is, um, all the time) I should say "I see you're trying to do your personal best right now. How can I help you with that?" BEST LAUGH I'VE HAD IN AWHILEpic.twitter.com/e67PPciHAx
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I'm beginning to suspect that the guy who cheated on his first wife with his second and cheated on her with his third and cheated on her with a porn actress and lied about paying hush money and then said the hush money payments were legal might not actually be a good christian
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I have VERY important plans now that my quarter is over to catch up on Riverdale. I honestly don't care that much about any of the characters anymore, I genuinely think the only reason I am still invested is because I would probably have sex with literally everyone on that show
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This is why I’m still here, friendshttps://twitter.com/sarahljaffe/status/1073048771385270278 …
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Seriously tho like, a swatch video, with the names of the swatches on the screen in LITTLE BOXES THE SAME COLOR AS THE SWATCH. Name of the background music in the top right hand corner AND YOUR NAILS ARE DONE?pic.twitter.com/teQNWc5NxD
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Seriously tho
@JenLuvsReviews do you not sleep? Do you have a clone? I have one 2.5 year old and am currently in grad school and also work very part time and am basically busting my buns every minute from the second I wake up til the second I go to sleepShow this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
That gif is also a pic of me trying to figure out why she doesn't have a million subscribers but content creators who post a lazy video once a week at best do
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Me trying to figure out how
@JenLuvsReviews has the time to put SO MUCH content, and GOOD content on her channel nearly every day while still being a mom and, you know, a humanpic.twitter.com/i9l27VM7r1Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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It hasn't gotten better and it won't get better until we take real action against gun violence in Congress. Keep fighting with
@MomsDemand and@Everytown, and know I won't stop until we do.https://bit.ly/2EdYfLmThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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Devastated to hear the news this morning about a student found dead on campus at UCF, supposedly from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. This is the 2/3rds of gun deaths we never hear about, but takes countless lives everyday. We need action before more die http://knightnews.com/2018/12/ucf-police-respond-to-death-at-lake-claire/ …
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I will still find a way to get caught up on Riverdale, damnit
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