When you say taking risks, you mean like eating salsa while wearing a white shirt, right?
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Jewel Staite
@JewelStaite
I like routine, predictability, and living a non-stressful existence, which is why I’ve chosen the film industry
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Me: “Do you want help with your lines? I don’t know why you never ask me.. You’re literally living with a professional.”
My kid: “Oh, brother…”
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My 7 year old is in his first play. On the way to rehearsal, I saw he was leaving his script at home, so I said, “Don’t forget this!” And he looked me up and down and said, “… I’m off book.”
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Me: “I’m very busy.”
Also me: <tags you in 9 Instagram reels>
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Law is easy. Life is a trial. New legal drama Family Law follows disgraced lawyer Abigail Bianchi who, after being suspended, is forced to work with her estranged father at a top firm. Watch now on ! ➡️ acorn.tv/familylaw
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joins The FSF PopCast to talk about #Firefly, #Stargate Atlantis, #FamilyLaw, her amazing #blog and more!
Audio is available on all your favorite #podcast providers.
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I was browsing in a Walmart and overheard a woman say, “I don’t need any more stuff”, and then we all turned into dust
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From now until the 26th, all of my proceeds from will be donated to Choose Love.. Head to cameo.com/jewelstaite to book ❤️
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“No one wants to see videos of your cats.”
- me, to me everyday
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Happy birthday to national Canadian treasurer, my Genelle, the little sister I never had… Love you, hot stuff
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It’s not “shutting bricks”, iPhone! I’ve never shut a brick in my damn life
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My TV bro and one of my fave people in the world is a guest on today! Listen here for dirt on all things Zach and “Family Law”….
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Tried to text “happy Valentine’s Day” and my phone autocorrected happy to Vapour which is very on brand for me. VAPOUR VALENTINE’S DAY, FAM
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My kid in public: “I can say crap and frickin!”
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What are you guys making to eat for the Rihanna concert?
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Kids are crazy, man. You don’t like nachos?? Chips with melted cheese on them?? Little psychos.
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When you get sick of being on hiatus so you get on a plane and rendezvous anyway. Love my Family Law fam ❤️
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Just thinking about the time I was telling my husband something and instead of listening, he stared past me and said, “Isn’t she gorgeous?”
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Anyone else’s cat stand there and watch while you clean out their litter box like, “Yeah, that’s right, bitch” ?
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I don’t know how old I’ll have to be to spell raspberries off the top of my head, but I know it’s not 40.
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What’s it like being just, like…. chill with things?
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Me: “See that kid’s haircut with the lightening bolt on the side? Would you like to do something like that?”
My kid: “Mm.. maybe when I’m older. Like when I’m 15 or something. And you’re like 50 whatever.”
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I ate well and exercised leading up to a photo shoot and as soon as it was over, I ate a McDonald’s cheeseburger and six tacos in the span of three hours, it’s all about moderation, baby
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I don’t get why the Razzies are still allowed to exist. This whole business is a pummel to the ego on a pretty much daily basis. Is it really necessary to single out performances to shit on them? Putting people down for sheer entertainment.. How gross.
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Do better, Razzies. comicsands.com/child-armstron
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It is unethical to create footage of a real person, without consent, doing something that person didn’t do, if it’s meant to be impossible to detect. It doesn’t matter if you think it’s neat.
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The @NVIDIAAI realtime Eye-Contact is incredible
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If you live in Canada, be careful ordering from (who sure advertise a lot in Canada). I was hit with duty fees for jeans I didn’t like, but when I tried to return, I was told I was also responsible for return shipping. So.. $45 spent.. for nothing? Yikes. Do better.
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I just want the kind of confidence required to buy the jumbo two pack of Worcestershire at Costco
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Overheard my son and another little kid arguing in the playground about who was better at math. Then my son said, “Well, I know we’re both better at it than my mom. When she does math, she starts crying.”
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Me: “Pssht if they can do it, I can do it.”
Also me: <doesn’t do it>
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High waisted pants are great if you don’t have any organs I guess
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Guaranteed if you gush in public about how well-behaved your kid is, they will have a meltdown immediately after that, it’s science.
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Sometimes I think my 7 year old is advanced for his age, but then he’ll say things like, “Were people alive on the earth when Mozart was around or no?”
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My family has only just now discovered that Firefly is on Disney+ which means they’ve only just now discovered that I am a Disney Princess by default, I don’t make the rules, I am basically Ariel now
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I love running into Family Law fans because they yell things at me in the produce section like, “Tell me you do not take that scumbag husband back because I can’t HANDLE IT.”
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Saw a bunch of “it IS fair for a network to just decide not to air a completed TV season, because everyone who worked on it still got paid” tweets so I wanted to talk about some of the nuances of that.
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I could never be an influencer because I can’t imagine voluntarily inviting people to actually “let me know in the comments”
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Happy birthday to my big brother from another mother.. I don’t know what I would do without you!
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