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@JessimaePeluso

Bad Ass Comic. Host of Sharp Tongue podcast *Available on iTunes,Google Play, Stitcher & Soundcloud* dates:

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined March 2010
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  2. 6 hours ago Los Angeles, CA

    Me when my boyfriend tells me that I'm acting crazy...

    6:37 PM - 7 Jun 2016 · Details
    145 retweets 315 likes
  3. Jun 6

    ORANGE COUNTY! Huge show Tues at at 8 w/ & !

    , , and 2 others
    5:28 PM - 6 Jun 2016 · Details
    3 retweets 8 likes
  4. Jun 6

    I realize that being in a relationship often means arguing without any pants on.

    133 retweets 390 likes
  5. Jun 5

    Maybe Johnny was just trying to promote his new cologne...

    2:39 PM - 5 Jun 2016 · Details
    38 retweets 119 likes
  6. Jun 5

    Hurrikanye West

    11:43 AM - 5 Jun 2016 · Details
    23 retweets 64 likes
  7. Jun 4

    literally me

    7:53 PM - 4 Jun 2016 · Details
    30,087 retweets 47,428 likes
  8. Jun 1

    If tweets make you mad, you should be sterilized.

    65 retweets 159 likes
  9. Jun 1

    Get your tix now to next week’s w/ & ! —>

    4:59 PM - 1 Jun 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 8 likes
  10. Jun 1 Culver City, CA

    A face only a mother could buy...

    1:03 PM - 1 Jun 2016 · Details
    132 retweets 424 likes
  11. May 30

    As far as I'm concerned, Harambe, the gorilla from the Cinncinati zoo, was a victim of a Primehate crime.

    66 retweets 267 likes
  12. May 30

    A man just walked by me in the park and screamed: "YOU WHITE DEVIL BITCH" and then spit at my feet. 🇺🇸

    16 retweets 116 likes
  13. May 29

    Last night got weird at I gave birth to and we sang about it.🙋🏼👶🏻🎤

    3:34 PM - 29 May 2016 · Details
    1 retweet 29 likes
  14. May 29

    When you're pooping and your dogs look like they're trying to have an intervention...

    9:16 AM - 29 May 2016 · Details
    55 retweets 292 likes
  15. May 28 The Hollywood Improv

    11:45p in The Lab w + Mayhem Comics!

    , , and 7 others
    3:35 PM - 28 May 2016 · Details
    4 retweets 12 likes
  16. May 28 Los Angeles, CA

    How long until Hollywood&the general public forgets that Depp threw a phone at Amber's face? I'm gonna give it a week.

    18 retweets 76 likes
  17. May 28

    Johnny Depp's new movie Who's Beating Gilbert Grape came out this weekend. Was a big hit! Heard it was shot completely on a cell phone!

    14 retweets 118 likes
  18. May 27 Los Angeles, CA

    The one thing you can count on happening everyday, is something.

    13 retweets 65 likes
  19. May 27 Los Angeles, CA

    Seattle- go see my funny friend !! 👨🏻🐺

    is back for another night of comedy! << CLICK FOR TICKETS.
    10 likes
  20. May 26

    DONT TANK ANIMALS! Also the girl's face kills me! Mom was too busy taping to see Flipper eating her child😐 🐬🐠

    Animals don't belong in tiny tanks.
    12 retweets 38 likes

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