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@JessimaePeluso

Bad Ass Comic. Host of Sharp Tongue podcast *Available on iTunes,Google Play, Stitcher & Soundcloud* dates:

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2010

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  1. Me when my boyfriend tells me that I'm acting crazy...

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  3. I realize that being in a relationship often means arguing without any pants on.

  4. Maybe Johnny was just trying to promote his new cologne...

  5. If tweets make you mad, you should be sterilized.

  6. A face only a mother could buy...

  7. As far as I'm concerned, Harambe, the gorilla from the Cinncinati zoo, was a victim of a Primehate crime.

  8. A man just walked by me in the park and screamed: "YOU WHITE DEVIL BITCH" and then spit at my feet. 🇺🇸

  9. Last night got weird at I gave birth to and we sang about it.🙋🏼👶🏻🎤

  10. When you're pooping and your dogs look like they're trying to have an intervention...

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  12. How long until Hollywood&the general public forgets that Depp threw a phone at Amber's face? I'm gonna give it a week.

  13. Johnny Depp's new movie Who's Beating Gilbert Grape came out this weekend. Was a big hit! Heard it was shot completely on a cell phone!

  14. The one thing you can count on happening everyday, is something.

  15. DONT TANK ANIMALS! Also the girl's face kills me! Mom was too busy taping to see Flipper eating her child😐 🐬🐠

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