Like aren't you supposed to lift me up?! The brutality!
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After a very tough work week for both of us, I asked my husband if he thought we'd ever stop being this tired. He said, "No, because we'll be old soon and even more exhausted," and now I want a divorce.
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Divorce won't help you feel more awake. Sorry, ruining the fantasy.
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Have kids? Because if not, lol. You have no idea what tired is.
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We do but in fairness she's actually pretty great :)
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(You gotta tell them beforehand when you want a pat-pat soothe-soothe answer rather than an honest one.)
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I dare you to add 3 kids to the equation! They make you younger and older simultaneously!
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Family, man. My 10yo niece said to me the other day “isn’t this more fun than hanging out on your trash couch?” and I was all girl wtf I am your blood. PS. My couch is not trash, I just have dogs is all
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Never ask a Virgo for a hopeful message. They just can’t get there.
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So much truth here
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