Jesse Thorn  Verified account

@JesseThorn

Host. founder. creator. host. bailiff. Satin for them draws, velvet for the mic and a pound for the cause. (He/Him)

Los Angeles
Joined April 2007

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    I got to go on the Follow Friday podcast and talk about some of my social media crushes, like , and a dog named Archie.

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  2. 5 hours ago

    Here’s one of my bars! Come visit please!!!

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  3. 8 hours ago

    I got two recent recommendations from with , both great. Documentary GILBERT, by , which is amazing. And from , which is delicious.

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  4. when someone starts talking to me about crypto

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  5. Game idea from my youngest: “You have to play School Simulator with me! You are a baby in a day care, and you have to care for your baby hearts and if your baby hearts go down, you’ll be abandoned into the MAZE of DEATH!”

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  6. Spider-Man captures the experience of male adolescence like no other hero. Unexpected bouts of bravado mixed with awkward self-consciousness and just straight-up jizzing all over everywhere like a real deal jizz fountain

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  7. Spider-Man is the best superhero because of his aching vulnerability, quick wit and the simple fact he shoots jizz from his hands

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  8. Honestly does not get better than this

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  9. Good morning today we are enjoying SOUL MUSIC. 💗

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  11. The world / my shorts: 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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  12. The world is on fire and I am comforting myself the only way I know: thinking about buying shorts from a Japanese brand called “Norbit”

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  13. 22 hours ago

    it's weird to see conservatives in business casual follow me because it tells me there is so little online content nowadays for tailoring, they are willing to sit through a stream of liberal tweets and jokes about engineered garments to get one small drop of content about a suit

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  14. About to watch a movie on top of an abandoned Sears to honor the legend 🙏

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  16. How the fuck am I supposed to compete with this

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  18. Is the Spock from the new Star Trek show the same Spock from original Star Trek? Or is it the baby book guy?

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  19. May 13

    i treasure the Warriors' turnovers—they're signs of virtue. the players on that team like to have fun and do cool things and make unlikely passes, even when the stakes are high.

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  20. Can’t decide if I hate the fireworks people or the person with the one-inch-off-the-ground hair-trigger-alarm Mitsubishi Evo immediately outside my living room window

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  21. May 13

    I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: Encouraging kids to be who they are is suicide prevention.

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