Jesse David Fox
God, can you imagine how bad Uber's Purge pricing must be?
I do not understand the Purge. If I made a movie about a night without laws, it would be just me dining and dashing at fancy restaurants.
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now I just need the Wayans bros to hire me to write Scary Movie 8: Look Who's Purging Now
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The murderers and creeps really ruin what could be a fun, chill night.
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"I feel the urge. The urge to purge."--Killer joke from my movie Top Purge
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@JesseDavidFox "I'm putting out my recycling before 6 pm, and you can't stop me!" -
@SamuelAAdams "I'm going to illegally download all the purge movies" -
@JesseDavidFox "Sorry, pal. All crime is legal, but irony is strictly off-limits."
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"Now in a dining and dashing based Purge will everyone be throwing up a lot?" you're probably asking. No! Don't be gross.
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@JesseDavidFox my cousin used to talk about writing a guide to that, but for hotels/motels. Think he nearly made it across the country. -
@JesseDavidFox jumping over subway turnstiles, maybe steal a few vinyls from a shop, pee on the street freely. Murder seems like a bit much
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