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@JessOfRVA
Award show devotee, Patriarchy stomper, Pro-Choice advocate, LGBTQIAA+ ally, BLM, trivia quipper, news junkie, oyster lover, and Oxford comma enthusiast.
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I’m super disappointed . Went to get my birthday drink and turned out you’ve changed your program. On your birthday only, not even a one day buffer. You’ve really gutted your rewards program, huh? You’re making look really appealing.
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Artist explains the Ticketmaster monopoly
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Happy birthday to my birthday twin and one of my favorite humans in the entertainment world, !
Girl, if you don't shut the hell up. World of Wonder still has your season 7 audition tape.
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The most recent obsession from the media claiming that I am a drag Queen or “performed” as a drag Queen is categorically false.
The media continues to make outrageous claims about my life while I am working to deliver results.
I will not be distracted nor fazed by this.
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Honestly I’m not watching after this last episode.
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You are that dumb! Busted drag queen and a busted politician.. you’re even bad a lying!
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My app said it would be 15 min. App said it was ready. It wasn’t, and the wait time was doubled from original 15. After the additional wait time I’m still sitting here. No pizza. I’m about to ask for a refund.
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I'm pissed is out already. I think made a huge mistake. She needs to be brought back. She's too fucking talented.
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*finished episode* NOOOOOO! Bring her back!!!!
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I tuned in for the last 15, 20 minutes of #CNNNYE, eastern time zone. Where were Andy and Anderson. I didn’t see them. It’s basically the only reason to watch CNN.
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It wasn’t just central time zone that producers screwed up on #CNNNYE. Eastern time zone had their countdown clock removed from the screen in the minute leading up to midnight. We had to rely on the infrequent shots of the ball dropping to see a clock.
Sure. ’s audio book is the perfect thing to listen to while making Christmas goodies with my parents in the vicinity. *chapter about porn comes on* “What did he just say??” *pauses quickly* “Something about a movie, Mom. How much brown sugar did you say I need??”
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Election Day is just a few days away, have you made your plan to vote?
Cast your vote on Tuesday at one of these listed locations (NOT your usual polling site).
More information here: jennifermcclellan.com/voting-informa
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Now I'm suddenly very interested in Mastodon!
I have to wonder what data used to determine there was a need to ban TikTok for state workers and how much time was spent investigating this before making this ban. I mean when you consider it was already blocked by state servers.......
Drink every time describes fear by suggesting the character is about to have diarrhea, example: “My own bowels went watery.” 🙄 Okay we get it. You apparently like this phrase. You’ve used it multiple times. Once? Eh, I guess fine. Anymore? Nope. Lazy.
I live in Moore County and without power.If those responsible for this did it to protest the drag show then they are domestic terrorists and should be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law, as well as those that support their terror #moorecounty #power #southernpines
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Hearing that domestic terrorists took out power stations in Moore County, NC in order to disrupt drag shows. I attempted to confirm this information and the sheriff’s department is unwilling to confirm anything at this time.
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NEW: Elon Musk has just restored the Twitter account of Andrew Anglin, the neo-Nazi who founded the infamous website Stormfront and said women should be “raped and locked in cages.”
Good luck getting back those advertisers, Elon.
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It is with great sadness that I join Virginians in mourning the loss of Congressman Donald McEachin: a tireless champion for Virginia families and a force for economic opportunity and environmental justice.
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To the #BlackDelegation: We will take Kanye West and Herschel Walker if you'll take Elon Musk--AND take back Stacey Dash.
I used to think Quentin Tarantino was the most insufferable, self obsessed ass in Hollywood. Then I read a few of Chuck Lorre’s production cards, and holy shit, that’s a narcissist if I ever saw one.
It's kind of scary, now that my mother has become an old woman. She just keeps suggesting people who should die, most prominently certain politicians. In places like Target. To which I loudly declare she's kidding and I am also very much not associated with her.
If you call yourself an alpha, you are almost certainly a beta.
OMG Y'ALL. ARE YOU TELLING ME CANDACE CAMERON BURE IS AN ULTRA CONSERVATIVE FAKE CHRISTIAN HYPOCRITE WHO USES HER RELIGION TO HARM OTHERS, BETRAYING JESUS'S FIRST AND FOREMOST COMMANDMENT TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER BECAUSE IT FITS HER NARRATIVE BETTER????? Say it ain't so, y'all.
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AUNTIE DIONNE!!!
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Tweeting it into existence
I will be dating Pete Davidson next.
I just interviewed one of these content moderation contractors. Now she’s being harassed by trolls her team used to monitor.
More tomorrow on
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Update: company sources tell me that yesterday Twitter eliminated ~4,400 of its ~5,500 contract employees, with cuts expected to have significant impact to content moderation and the core infrastructure services that keep the site up and running.
People inside are stunned.
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Why is Richmond rebating property taxes when we have public schools that are unsafe to occupy? Wtf is a surplus when we have insufficient shelter for unhoused residents? Can we reinstate the bus stop on my street? Can we build sidewalks on my block?
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Saw an ad for workout program that looked interesting because it featured a woman who wasn’t thin, and actually had a decent sized stomach. “Wow! That’s really neat! Representation! Maybe this IS for me!” I click it. Turns out she’s not fat, just pregnant. Sooooo never mind.
Something deeply uncomfortable about my father demanding to see my browser history so he can verify my job searches and applications.
I hate this is my life. 18 year old me would be so disappointed in me.
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He accused me of trying to wait until he and Mom die so I could get the house and never have to work again. He says I want to be depressed and want to be living in this miserable place in my life (literally and figuratively), forever.
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