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@JerrySeinfeld

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  1. 30 Dec 2015

    Tonight @ 11:30 ! Season Premiere ! Me. The most powerful man in the world. Result: 19 min of nonsense.

    465 retweets 1,273 likes
  2. 23 Dec 2015

    I always thought one of the funniest parts of Frank's Festivus origins story was that he was buying a doll for his son.

    2,879 retweets 5,349 likes
  3. 23 Dec 2015

    New Single Shot! ‘No Offense.’ Offense intended? Yes!

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    90 retweets 284 likes
  4. 21 Dec 2015

    Big ComediansInCarsGettingCoffee announcement today at 3pm!

    211 retweets 1,040 likes
  5. 16 Dec 2015

    New Single Shot! ‘Jay & Dave On Pryor.’ Sharp observations about a cutting edge comic.

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  6. 10 Dec 2015

    My pal has 36 hours left to Help him out now at and I’ll show up next season.

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    671 retweets 951 likes
  7. 9 Dec 2015

    New Single Shot! ‘Clothes Lines.’ No shirt, no shoes, no comedy.

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    50 retweets 199 likes
  8. 2 Dec 2015

    New Single Shot! ‘Potty Mouth.’ No cuss. No fuss. That’s us.

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    44 retweets 232 likes
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    26 Nov 2015

    For those that didn't get to see my important piece in regarding a very serious threat to humanity here:

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  10. 25 Nov 2015

    New Single Shot! ‘Stick It.’ We’ve got the manual on driving a stick.

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  11. 23 Nov 2015

    Don't miss the greatest show about New York in New York, 's "The New York Story". I love it!

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    63 retweets 235 likes
  12. 18 Nov 2015

    New Single Shot! ‘Jerry Is How Old?’ Seems like the more memories you have the less you remember them.

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    89 retweets 350 likes
  13. 12 Nov 2015

    New Single Shot! ‘Joke-ology.’ Pardon our dust. We’re remodeling to better serve you.

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    53 retweets 256 likes
  14. 4 Nov 2015

    New Single Shot! ‘We Love Old Guys.’ Old comics. New comedy.

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    62 retweets 238 likes
  15. 29 Oct 2015

    New Single Shot! ‘Forty Five Seconds.’ It’s about time.

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    63 retweets 218 likes
  16. 24 Oct 2015

    New Single Shot ! ‘Say What?’ We put the drive in drivel.

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    60 retweets 242 likes
  17. Retweeted
    22 Oct 2015

    That time tried to kill me

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    2:10 PM - 22 Oct 2015 · Details
    285 retweets 1,849 likes
  18. Retweeted
    22 Oct 2015

    BIKE RANTS - RANTISODE #17 CLICHE KILLER: via

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  19. 14 Oct 2015

    New Single Shot ‘Rain Man.’ I love saying: "I’m a good driver!”

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    69 retweets 268 likes
  20. 7 Oct 2015

    Here's the link: 20 minutes left!

    73 retweets 313 likes

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