This probably won't help but there's always the sugar bowl....pic.twitter.com/r5Jq7sdaYo
Lib Dem Prospective Member of Parliament for........Ha, Now that would be telling
Email - jlonsdale1976@gmail.com
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This probably won't help but there's always the sugar bowl....pic.twitter.com/r5Jq7sdaYo
What the.........oh my days.....


I always wanted to know why peanuts were named that 

Suddenly, much about the patriarchy becomes sadly clear.
it’s not that clear. I can’t see where his extra large snack pack is hidden? behind the action zone sticker? or is he like Lara Croft?
DO NOT QUESTION THE PATRIARCHY It is not for womanly minds to seek the SNACK PACK
years later and I’m still trying to work out where Lara stashed her massive guns whilst climbing epic waterfalls/ running away from tigers…
When we have such profound questions like this magic, it's magic how all these hmmms, and ahh buts happen
YOU PEOPLE ARE WEIRD I am counting the hours until I can welcome our MONKEY OVERLORDS Things will be better then. Good night.
Its Ants, giant ants will be our overlords according to my religionpic.twitter.com/Vw3VpFn9Wc
I see, you're an evangelical Bartist......Doh!
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