The only curve Trump flattened is the graph of his MAGA supporters IQ scores. #WednesdayThoughts
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The issue now isn't whether Republicans actually "believe" blatant lies about the previous election, but how such lies can be weaponized for the next one bit.ly/3tRyGZr
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VANDALISM! Is not wearing a mask vandalism? #MorningJoe
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I have authorized the Federal Government to arrest anyone who vandalizes or destroys any monument, statue or other such Federal property in the U.S. with up to 10 years in prison, per the Veteran’s Memorial Preservation Act, or such other laws that may be pertinent.....
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Melania does make a great Eva Braun. #protests2020
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NEW - As protesters drew closer to the White House on Friday night, a tense scene played out inside the complex, as officials pulled the president into to the WH bunker @peterbakernyt and me nytimes.com/2020/05/31/us/
Fox News getting to rotten core of America’s problem starting with the most putrid pussbag known to man #FoxNews #GeorgeFloydProtests
Donald Trump sodomized a lamb at a sheepsex party on Jeffrey Epstein's private Bahamian island on March 23, 2009. He then slaughtered it, turned her into haggis, and ate it in front of its own mother.
There is video of this.
IT'S TIME TO INVESTIGATE.
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Rush Limbaugh praises Trump for spreading lies: “Do you think Trump cares if Scarborough murdered anybody or not? No, of course he doesn’t care.”
A decent person would care. Trump and Limbaugh are not decent people. twitter.com/mmfa/status/12…
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Bad day for humans though with over 100K dead #Biden2020
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GREAT DAY for the DOW!! twitter.com/dcexaminer/sta…
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Trump is bringing back MySpace!
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On the flight back to Washington, press secretary Kayleigh McEnany told reporters President Trump is going to sign some kind of executive order on social media. No further details appear to have been offered, but it comes after he lashed out over fact checks on his tweets.
Eric Trump is too stupid to read this tweet
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If #COVID is such a “hoax”, invented to keep @realDonaldTrump from holding rallies...why wouldn’t @FoxNews have @JudgeJeanine & Eric Trump do this interview from their homes? Why not do a face-to-face interview in the studio? twitter.com/Acyn/status/12…
NO. Fuck you, 2020. NO.
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Fred Willard, the prolific comic actor and frequent star of Christopher Guest films like 'Best in Show' and 'A Mighty Wind,' has died at age 86 rol.st/3bF4zZw
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Trump is really going for record unemployment! I guess 20% isn't enough for him. #ChuckTodd #TrumpMeltdown
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Sleepy Eyes Chuck Todd should be FIRED by “Concast” (NBC) for this fraud. He knew exactly what he was doing. Public Airwaves = Fake News! @AjitPaiFCC @FCC twitter.com/MZHemingway/st…
Over 100,000 tweets have been sent with #TrumpsJealousOfObama since I told y’all it would be a shame if it were to trend. It’s been trending all day. 😷👍🇺🇸
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All of a sudden I want nothing more than to watch murder hornets literally roasted to death/have their brains eaten out of their living skulls by other insects, forever twitter.com/NaturelsMetal/
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Fox News yo-yo saying that China shouldn’t be trusted because they lie and suppress whistleblowers... #MAGA #TrumpIsAnIdiot #FoxNewsLiedAsPeopleDied
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In this moment of crisis, it’s more important than ever that the next president restores Americans’ faith in good, effective government—and I’ve seen Joe Biden help our nation rebuild. Today, I’m proud to endorse as President of the United States.
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Overreach yes. But Pence now enjoys a Presidential reacharound #TrumpMeltdown
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“For his entire previous political career, six years in Congress and four as governor, Pence vociferously dug in, in deeply principled terms, against what he saw as overreach from the White House and Washington.” politico.com/news/magazine/
What’s all this fuss about the WHO? They are a nice bunch of fellows. That Roger Daltrey, he’s a cutie too. And they have made some wonderful rock music!
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No questions taken from the health experts who were seated in the front row in the Rose Garden for last 90 mins, as POTUS heads back into the White House.
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The country is big but it has a LOT of pieces. It’s like a puzzle!
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BREAKING: Obama is stepping off the sidelines to endorse Joe Biden.
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Anyone -- and I mean, *anyone* --who tells you this presser is anything other than a complete meltdown shitshow on the top of the dumpster fire that tops burning-tie mountain is a liar. 😂😂😂
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my hat's off to @PaulaReidCBS. this clip is astonishing.
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President Donald J Trump calms a nation on edge
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This is absolutely insane.
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Where there’s help, there’s hope: View a collection of stories about heroes on the front lines. about.google/intl/en_us/sto
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This is incredibly sad news. WaPo reporter Darran Simon, who was recently a part of the CNN family in Atlanta, has died. My prayers go out to his family.
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Washington Post reporter Darran Simon found dead, @lmullinsdc reports: washingtonian.com/2020/04/10/was
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1988 - .90/gallon. @RealDonaldTrump just constantly makes shit up, doesn't even think about it. 'Remember back in the 50's when everybody had a tiger? Of course you don't you're too young'. 'Remember in the 1880s when the dinosaurs terrorized the pilgrims at the Alamo?'
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Trump says that people are no longer driving through the wall from the Caribbean so we are stopping ships loaded with PPEs headed for the island. #whitehousePressconference #COVIDー19 #TrumpMadness
This is a spectacularly weird take on all of this.
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“When people say he’s not showing enough empathy—he doesn’t know what it means.“ newyorker.com/culture/the-ne
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