Luke Miller

@JernikKross

I sometimes have funny thoughts

Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2016.

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    1. velj

    i hate when you google "dad eating dirt" and it brings you to this screen. theres your dad, he's got dirt in his mouth,

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    29. sij

    walked by a coworker’s desk and he just had a costco hot dog on his screen zoomed in at like 600%

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    29. sij

    Document unto others as you would have others document unto you.

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    28. sij

    hard drive is canceled. pack it up

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    28. sij

    Just a reminder Coco from Foster's Home from Imaginary Friends has an extremely tragic backstory in which it was confirmed she was created from a starving child's dwindling sanity during their final days stranded on a deserted island after their plane crashed

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    16. sij

    *drops trash in front of roomba* eat, little one. save your strength. we ride at dawn

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    19. sij
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    This thread on ’s first time watching The Princess Bride is as much fun as the film itself.

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    16. sij

    Sometimes I flip my USB C connector three times when plugging it in just to remember how life used to be

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    16. sij

    Super Smash Bros. Ultimate X Fire Emblem: Three Houses

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    14. sij

    a tool-assisted and luck-manipulated speedrun of paperclips

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    11. sij

    Speaking of sandwiches, the “is x a sandwich” problem is solved.

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    this frodo with this sam

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    8. sij

    a civilization of microscopic aliens whose lives move thousands of times faster than ours. an instant to us is an eternity to them. the second an astronaut sets foot on the planet they find themself covered in scaffolds.

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    1. sij

    today is the first day you can retweet this

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    1. sij

    there’s ANOTHER year? holy shit how many of these things are there

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    Four weeks into a job, you’ve seen everybody’s shirts

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    Disney's Trogdor!! (Series - 2003)

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    27. pro 2019.

    [spelling bee] judge: your word is "walk" me: walk, W-A-L-K walk judge: [takes off judge's mask to reveal he is my dog] i fucken knew it you piece of shit

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    23. ruj 2016.

    CANADIAN: Let's watch a movie AMERICAN: Have you seen Titanic? CANADIAN: What's that about? AMERICAN: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank

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