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@JeremyMcLellan

Comedian, Catholic, dad, alleged member of the Muslim Cousinhood, US Ambassador to the Pindi Boyz. For bookings contact JeremyMcLellanComedy@gmail.com

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  1. 4 hours ago

    Just got fired from my job managing Bill Cosby's social media. Employment leads appreciated.

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  2. 10 hours ago

    This is why it’s so easy to confuse Trump’s vices for virtues. Those virtues are rare. It’s refreshing to see someone without false humility who refuses to bend to the will of the mob that we fail to see that it comes from ego and not magnanimity.

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  3. 10 hours ago

    If you want to go the anti-Trump route, a good place to start is looking at how outsourcing and automation led to the collapse of traditionally masculine work, causing men to latch onto caricatures of manliness (lumbersexual, beards, macho products, trump, etc.)

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  4. 10 hours ago

    Main reason I'm not a liberal is that I find nothing more obnoxious than the idea that we JUST NOW got it right, especially when "just now" is a worldview that's a few decades old. This is why these people have so much anxiety, they know their children will hate them.

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  5. 10 hours ago

    "I hate all of my male ancestors"

    Traditional masculinity is a disease.
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  6. 11 hours ago

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    5 Dec 2019

    Breaks my heart that Protestant kids have to write letters to Santa while Catholic ones can talk to him directly.

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  8. 24 hours ago

    10 Dec? Rapper names are getting more and more stupid.

    Tomorrow: TIME Person of the Year revealed (10 Dec)
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  9. Dec 9

    JFK stole that election fair and square

    This is just too easily fact checked. Nixon won Florida and Ohio in 1960 and lost.
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    Dec 9

    When people get their life on track there is a phase where they latch on to cheesy self-help stuff and it’s important to NOT DISTURB THEM during this phase, as it’s a necessary step.

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  11. Dec 9

    Remember: Coronavirus doesn’t care if you’re a Republican or Democrat, if you’re a man or woman, or if you’re black, white, brown, etc. It only cares if you’re hot.

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  12. Dec 9

    Conservatism FTW! Pornhub Just Announced It Will Ban Pornstars From Using the Lord’s Name In Vain

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    Dec 9

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    Dec 8

    There’s a lot to absorb in this picture

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    Dec 8

    "infant so tender and mild" suggests the existence of a spicy baby

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    Dec 7

    I got an “I emailed you 3 days ago” message this morning. Friday afternoon at 4:47 this person emailed me. They followed up at 8:15 this morning. 28 minutes. They emailed me 28 working minutes ago. Bye.

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    Dec 9

    The Lincoln Project was one of the greatest scams in my lifetime. At some point I stopped finding it repellent and just stood in awe of the ease with they pillaged the wallets of gullible liberals.

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  18. Dec 9

    TPUSA exists solely to reassure boomers their views are held by the young.

    Being Pro-Israel Is Being Pro-America!
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  19. Dec 9

    if drake was a lamp

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  20. Dec 9

    Everybody has that ONE friend who endured MK-Ultra mind control experiments in college, believes technology is destroying humanity, conducted a decades-long mail-bombing campaign, and is currently serving a life sentence in ADX Florence, and if you don’t, YOU are that friend!

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