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@JeremyMcLellan

Comedian, Catholic, member of the Muslim Cousinhood, US Ambassador to the Pindi Boyz. For bookings contact rtigerman@levitytalent.com

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    25 Dec 2019

    A Muslim in London just told me Merry Christmas. I smiled and said and Happy Ramadan to you. A beautiful moment of interfaith harmony and a stunning rebuke of Brexit. Then she said but it’s not Ramadan and I said listen granny stop ruining this fake story I need the retweets.

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  2. Feb 22

    *chefs kiss*

    Beto fundraising number suggests Bernie now officially yesterday's news, faces stiff competition for youth vote
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  3. Retweeted
    Feb 22

    The democratic party when they realize they need to unite behind Bernie Sanders

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  4. Retweeted
    Feb 21

    A few years ago, I researched how far the surveillance of Muslim communities went under Bloomberg. Wierdest thing I found? The NYPD “discovered” and tracked that many Muslim congregants went to Dunkin’ Donuts after jummah prayer. I think about it every time I eat a donut tbh.

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  5. Retweeted
    Feb 17

    An interesting thing about Mike Bloomberg is that he has all the qualities that made Donald Trump unelectable in theory and none of the qualities that made Trump electable in practice

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    Feb 21

    I am very sad to have to share this news report. A terrible tragedy for those who were abused. A time of deep sorrow for L'Arche and all its many members. A grave disappointment for all who admired him, and considered him a saint, as I once did.

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  7. Feb 22

    Oh. My. God. This was my hero. My mentor. I am absolutely broken. Please take a moment and say a prayer for the victims and for everyone in L'Arche.

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  8. Feb 21

    or maybe...

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  9. Feb 21

    If Russia didn’t exist Democrats would have to invent it.

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  10. Feb 21

    Just found out my son is being bullied by his teachers for being a “dorkass jabroney” and “gutterswamp hillbilly.” Please donate to his GoFundMe so we can continue to homeschool.

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  11. Feb 21

    Watching babies while holding a baby

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  12. Feb 21

    Good point that oxytocin surges in all caregivers not just the biological mother. Dads, do skin to skin!

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  13. Feb 21

    Ah well it was just a brief annoyance

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  14. Feb 21

    Nevermind it’s pro-surrogacy booo

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  15. Feb 21

    Netflix has a great new documentary series called "Babies" and it even has a Catholic setting that plays all the episodes back to back.

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  16. Feb 21

    Bloomberg will pay you $200 to retweet this

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  17. Feb 21

    Bloomberg is in a tough spot because the only way he can beat Trump is by paying people to support him, which helps Trump by reducing unemployment and improving the economy.

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  18. Feb 21

    “What they all seem to offer is a kind of mythical just-rightness, the promise that if you just consume this one perfect thing, then you won’t need to buy anything else in the future—at least until the old thing is upgraded and some new level of possible perfection is found.”

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  19. Feb 21

    I’m a pretty hardcore minimalist but I agree with this.

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  20. Feb 21

    Shows like this are just security blankets for liberals who are scared of Trump supporters but don’t want to knock on doors and organize to defeat him. Hey at least TV still makes sense!

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  21. Feb 21

    Tried to watch “Hunters” on Amazon. I lasted 3 episodes and had to turn it off before I died of cringe. I’ve never seen a show about Jews killing Nazis that was this insecure about making sure the viewer knows that Jews are good and Nazis are bad. Tarantino with low self-esteem.

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