Jeremy McLellanVerified account

@JeremyMcLellan

Comedian, Catholic, member of the Muslim Cousinhood, US Ambassador to the Pindi Boyz, Host of . For bookings contact rtigerman@levitytalent.com

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Joined December 2012

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    A Muslim in London just told me Merry Christmas. I smiled and said and Happy Ramadan to you. A beautiful moment of interfaith harmony and a stunning rebuke of Brexit. Then she said but it’s not Ramadan and I said listen granny stop ruining this fake story I need the retweets.

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  3. why can't we have a tradwife halftime show and the commercials be for mantillas and peasant blouses from my daughter faustina's etsy shop

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  4. these days everything is sex this and foreign that. when i was an infant things were just shapes and colors. press esc to go back.

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  5. "this country is unrecognizable compared to when i was one years old"

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  6. nuns outclass priests every super bowl and today is no exception

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  8. when did the byzantines learn how to block

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  10. theology of the booty

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  11. best halftime show since the Apocrypha

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  12. Shakira and J Lo are both Catholic just sayin'

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  13. Google: Loretta always wanted to 𝙄𝙉𝙑𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙄𝙉 𝙎𝙆𝙔𝙉𝙀𝙏 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙆𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙅𝙊𝙃𝙉 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙉𝙊𝙍

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  14. Google: Remember how Loretta wanted you to 𝙆𝙄𝙇𝙇 𝙅𝙀𝙁𝙁 𝘽𝙀𝙕𝙊𝙎

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  15. Google: We have the power to implant false memories in your grandfather

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  16. I’ve had it with these mother categorically snakes on this mother categorically plane!

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  17. always wondered what that word meant

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  18. Biden courting the “as someone who was raised Catholic” vote

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  19. Nothing says targeting Catholics like taking the Lord’s name in vain.

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  20. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    Not a day goes by that I don’t think about they/them pigeon.

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    all hillary clinton has accomplished since losing the election is hurting her own party and making my male friendships stronger than ever

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