I am overjoyed w/ the earnest, often hilarious, explanations of “what you do for a living.” I never imagined the impact of one word “poorly” would provide an outlet to drop guard, revealing raw humanity. I
when social media brings us together for a laugh & a moment. Thank u.
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I stand on an X and pretend I’m not.
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The dude brings a big chunk of meat off a truck and I make it littler so you can take it home and make it more littler after you cook it.
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Put on different types of spandex, some baby oil and put on theatrical fights in front of small socially distanced audiences for money.
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I watch this guy for hours and make videos about him as soon as I wake up and before I go to sleep
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I take bones that are arranged in a way that I find not pleasing and then I line them up in a way that I like. Then I screw in some metal.
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Unpleasing bone alignment. I share this one with my grandsons and nephews before July 4.
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I make drawrings and give them to people who make more money than me and they probably don’t even put them on their fridge.
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I try to convince the people who make more money than both of us why your drawing is worthy of the fridge. Sometimes I win and sometimes they light the fridge on fire.
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I get people to pay for paper that has stuff on it.
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