I am overjoyed w/ the earnest, often hilarious, explanations of “what you do for a living.” I never imagined the impact of one word “poorly” would provide an outlet to drop guard, revealing raw humanity. I
when social media brings us together for a laugh & a moment. Thank u.
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The dude brings a big chunk of meat off a truck and I make it littler so you can take it home and make it more littler after you cook it.
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i'm blown away that this got so many likes. lol
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I take bones that are arranged in a way that I find not pleasing and then I line them up in a way that I like. Then I screw in some metal.
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My (dislocated) ankle and the 3 broken bones that accompanied that jazz thank your people for that. ;)
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I make drawrings and give them to people who make more money than me and they probably don’t even put them on their fridge.
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I try to convince the people who make more money than both of us why your drawing is worthy of the fridge. Sometimes I win and sometimes they light the fridge on fire.
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Do you teach Shakespeare?
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I drive a planned course to pick up and drop off tiny humans at government funded centres. I pick them up and bring them home later
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And we appreciate what you do for our tiny humans. (Well, mine are big and don't need you anymore, but you still rock.)
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