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Jeremy Clarkson
@JeremyClarkson
I am a still small voice of calm and reason.
jeremyclarkson.komi.ioJoined March 2012
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Oh dear. I’ve rather put my foot in it. In a column I wrote about Meghan, I made a clumsy reference to a scene in Game of Thrones and this has gone down badly with a great many people. I’m horrified to have caused so much hurt and I shall be more careful in future.
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Really really. Come on France.
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Come on France.
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Obviously, I don’t care who wins this just so long as they go on to absolutely batter Argentina.
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Fuck
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Whatever happens, the England players and Southgate can hold their heads high. We are brilliant.
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Love this ref
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I don’t understand this ref. Can anyone explain him.
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I find myself firmly supporting the Hollish this evening.
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I’m genuinely and properly sad that Christine McVie has died.
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Straight red card for this
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People of America. I know you’re expecting it to be 4,200 to 8,400 at this stage. But relax. This is normal, and better.
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Watching those US players do the national anthem is like watching John Redwood.
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Love how the US fans watching in a California street have no beer. They think it’s a sport.
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If we win tonight, I will volunteer to play against Wales. Maybe I could get James May and Gerald too.
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This is all just ridiculous.
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I’m confused. Which is it?
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I also didn’t have COVID this evening.
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Lager enthusiasts. It’s not too late to become a Hawkstonian and get free ticket to join our session tomorrow at the brewery. See Hawkstone for details
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Delighted to say our latest adventure is out now on Amazon Prime.
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Twitter is a handy and constant reminder that socialists are disgusting people.
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One of the things I’ve noticed in these last few hours is that so very many people on Twitter are truly awful human beings.
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Ordinarily, I enjoy writing my newspaper columns but today, I found it so very hard.
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Tomorrow is always a new day. But tomorrow will be so much more than that.
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This is what he wrote. I agree with it all
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I was trying to think of something to say but Boris Johnson has said it all. Whatever you think of him, the man can write. Some beautiful words about a magnificent monarch.
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A trailer for the new Grand Tour - Scandi Flick - is now available for your perusal. Sadly I have no idea how to attach a link here.
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Don’t worry if your A level results are disappointing. I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently holidaying on this boat.
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Fucketty fuck. Had to stop harvesting because of, and I’m not making this up, the fire risk.
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If you are sent this, ignore it. It’s not me.
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Well done all of you lioness hearted footballists. Really well done
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As abuse is no longer allowed when we speak about F1, I’m forced to say Ferrari’s strategists are brilliant.
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I urge everyone to read this piece. It’s important
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I’m asking the question of @RishiSunak and @trussliz - who will be the PM to Back British Farming? It’s high time government took food seriously; UK Food Security should matter just as much as Energy Security. Please RT 
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Seb was a bright star in F1 but I think he’ll be even brighter when he’s out of it.
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I’m on a boat in France with a Frenchman and his English girlfriend. My girlfriend is Irish. The skipper is Polish and his number two is Swedish. I’m feeling very remainish
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Thankfully, the global warming is now over but tragically, its brief visit took the life of my big pig. RIP pig.
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Really hot in France this evening. But I’ve had a beer and all is well
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