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Father, writer, only person to debate at Oxford & perform at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Talk Ain’t Cheap podcast. Buy my memoir, Kanye West Owes Me $300.

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    1. Jensen Karp‏Verified account @JensenKarp 23 Mar 2021

      Some updates: I am now in touch with a testing lab re: the “black things,” which I will not yet be calling by any other name for my own sanity. Also, a research company will be paying to DNA test the shrimp tail! (2021, y’all)

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    2. Jensen Karp‏Verified account @JensenKarp 23 Mar 2021

      I want to also explain this: I have NO idea how this stuff got in my cereal bags and neither does @CTCSquares. It definitely could’ve been contaminated in the Costco (though that doesn’t explain the squares with black stuff COOKED on it or the sugar coating on the shrimp)

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      Jensen Karp‏Verified account @JensenKarp 23 Mar 2021

      My point is - their initial reaction to shellfish being in the bag was to tell me it was sugar. Not to investigate the issue or look into it. It’s a deadly allergy to many (and non-Kosher) and that didn’t seem to matter beyond offering me a new box.

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        1. Jensen Karp‏Verified account @JensenKarp 23 Mar 2021

          I originally approached them thinking it would help out! Then, they said I’m mistaking sugar for a crustacean. Anyway, I’m testing the DNA of a shrimp tail now. So, I hope everyone is happy.

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        1. 𝚂𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎‏ @SableSoldi3r 23 Mar 2021
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          As someone with a girlfriend who both eats Cinnamon Toast Crunch AND has a shellfish allergy, this infuriates me.

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        2. christian‏ @ChristianTHTN 23 Mar 2021
          Replying to @JensenKarp

          So their initial reaction to the shrimp was shellfish?

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        3. Vaxxxed Katy‏ @rudekaty 23 Mar 2021
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          pic.twitter.com/jemD12gecX

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        1. K Peter Krog‏ @kpeterkrog 23 Mar 2021
          Replying to @JensenKarp

          I wouldn't take a new box if I watched them custom make it in my own kitchen.

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        1. Shelley Cook‏Verified account @ShelleyACook 23 Mar 2021
          Replying to @JensenKarp

          Oh man, is there a recall? There should be a recall. Cross contamination can kill people @CTCSquares!

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        2. Betty4tw‏ @erincita256 23 Mar 2021

          The problem is this means there are other boxes out there with shrimp and that can literally kill people.

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        1. Stef‏ @_steffieweffie_ 23 Mar 2021
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          That was shellfish of them.

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        2. Erin Patrick‏ @ErinLindsayP 23 Mar 2021
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          I’m allergic to shellfish and a bite of these “sugar crystals” woulda killed me.

          2 replies . 0 retweets 36 likes
        3. Nicole Wehling‏ @NicoleWehling 23 Mar 2021
          Replying to @ErinLindsayP @JensenKarp

          Same. And General Mills still would be like “nope she must’ve died from something else.”

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