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Father, writer, only person to debate at Oxford & perform at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Talk Ain’t Cheap podcast. Buy my memoir, Kanye West Owes Me $300.

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    Jensen Karp‏Verified account @JensenKarp 22 Mar 2021

    UPDATE: my wife has a stronger stomach than me and checked the OTHER bag in the family pack. This one seems taped up (?) and also appears to include...(I don’t even want to say it)...dental floss.pic.twitter.com/yKPkpx7PWq

    7:31 pm - 22 Mar 2021
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      2. Diane N Sevenay‏ @DianeSevenay 22 Mar 2021
        Replying to @JensenKarp

        Cinnamon Toast Lawsuit

        2 replies . 9 retweets 511 likes
      3. ✧・゚: *✧・゚:* ¡n! *:・゚✧*:・゚✧‏ @laappelduvide 22 Mar 2021
        Replying to @DianeSevenay @JensenKarp

        we can only hope bc wtf 😷 actual footage of his wife going thru the second bag (his wife is danielle fishel aka topanga 😁):pic.twitter.com/YtInz40sKS

        4 replies . 2 retweets 189 likes
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      2. S₮EVE‏ @__SteveG 22 Mar 2021
        Replying to @JensenKarp

        There is an unopened box of this in my kitchen that is getting tomahawk dunked directly into the trash can.

        7 replies . 2 retweets 886 likes
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      1. Jason Rubinstein‏ @bopyourbologna 22 Mar 2021
        Replying to @JensenKarp

        Maybe you can get the DNA off the floss?

        0 replies . 0 retweets 26 likes
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      1. Sofia Rose‏ @Sofiam47 22 Mar 2021
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        I will never eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch again omg

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      2. collin duddy‏Verified account @LoboExplosivo 22 Mar 2021
        Replying to @JensenKarp

        i be just turned tweet notifications on for you. i must know what the fuck is going on over there.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 111 likes
      3. ksb 🧖🏼‍♀️masks save lives‏ @dogsandmusic 22 Mar 2021
        Replying to @LoboExplosivo @JensenKarp

        i am INVESTED

        0 replies . 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. zach silberberg‏ @zachsilberberg 22 Mar 2021
        Replying to @JensenKarp

        this saga is better than avengers endgame

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      1. H-Man aka The Moon Squire‏ @TheTrueHman 22 Mar 2021
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        Do you get your cinnamon toast crunch from a guy with a van?! Haha. This is insane. I'm sorry this is happening. Makes my stomach turn.

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