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Father, writer, only person to debate at Oxford & perform at the Gathering of the Juggalos. Talk Ain’t Cheap podcast. Buy my memoir, Kanye West Owes Me $300.

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    1. Jensen Karp‏Verified account @JensenKarp 22 Mar 2021

      I was convinced to go back through the bag, since when I first noticed the shrimp tails, I freaked out and closed the box. Here’s all my findings, which also now includes a weird little string?pic.twitter.com/mRDUhqG3I8

      1,368 replies . 3,222 retweets 37,275 likes
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    2. Jensen Karp‏Verified account @JensenKarp 22 Mar 2021

      Also, many of the squares have black marks, and some are dyed red? And yes, I ate a bowl before noticing all this.pic.twitter.com/Y9WWmsTznP

      52 replies . 119 retweets 3,607 likes
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    3. Jensen Karp‏Verified account @JensenKarp 22 Mar 2021

      I think it’s also important to state that the black things - are cooked (?) INTO the square?pic.twitter.com/bAySDbDLyw

      30 replies . 96 retweets 2,980 likes
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      Jensen Karp‏Verified account @JensenKarp 22 Mar 2021

      For real - someone tell me they aren’t like maggots or bugs. Is it shrimp adjacent? (also just found this weird cinnamon covered pea thing?) I wish this was a joke.pic.twitter.com/7pCs0TJCpv

      4:00 pm - 22 Mar 2021
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      189 replies . 343 retweets 6,973 likes
        1. Jensen Karp‏Verified account @JensenKarp 22 Mar 2021

          Also, reminder - they told me this was all just “accumulations of sugar.”

          145 replies . 194 retweets 10,190 likes
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        1. Bill Levy‏ @BillSleazy 22 Mar 2021
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          Larva Toast Crunch

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        2. rob tanchum‏ @robtanchum 22 Mar 2021
          Replying to @JensenKarp

          I’m so sorry this happened to you but I’m also pretty sure you’re about to win a multimillion dollars settlement

          3 replies . 0 retweets 303 likes
        3. rob tanchum‏ @robtanchum 22 Mar 2021
          Replying to @robtanchum @JensenKarp

          obviously I don’t want to rush to place blame but is it possible this guy is somehow responsible?pic.twitter.com/YkSRRAhVob

          1 reply . 3 retweets 494 likes
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        1. Ash  🍑 🌅 🏳️‍🌈‏ @Ash_ofACNH 22 Mar 2021
          Replying to @JensenKarp

          I’m sorry but that’s definitely mouse poop or something similar 😭😭😭😭

          0 replies . 0 retweets 145 likes
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        2. Bob Sholl‏ @Bob_of_Skull 22 Mar 2021
          Replying to @JensenKarp

          The little black bits unfortunately look like mouse turds.

          1 reply . 0 retweets 143 likes
        3. Porne Michaels‏ @PorneMichaels 23 Mar 2021
          Replying to @Bob_of_Skull @JensenKarp

          Mice Krispies, if you will 🐭

          1 reply . 0 retweets 118 likes
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        1. Brandon‏ @dondo22 22 Mar 2021
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          That green accumulation of sugar looks like a pistachio

          0 replies . 0 retweets 49 likes
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        2. Westfall‏ @TwoFacedJohnMcC 22 Mar 2021
          Replying to @JensenKarp

          'boy I hope it's just shrimp poop' is a tough spot to be in.

          3 replies . 13 retweets 726 likes
        3. Nick Kelly‏ @NickKelly_Cincy 22 Mar 2021
          Replying to @TwoFacedJohnMcC @JensenKarp

          😆 Made me literally lol

          2 replies . 0 retweets 36 likes
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