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@JennyJohnsonHi5

If I was a guy, I can guarantee you that as soon as I was left alone in a room, I'd rub my dick on everything while saying, "Mine."

11:18 PM · Mar 11, 2015

Michael Verrone

@JennyJohnsonHi5

Is my laptop camera on?

TheyCallMeJohnB

@TheyCallMeJohnB

@JennyJohnsonHi5

Trust me, that gets old after awhile.

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@JennyJohnsonHi5

I just hope you're the first guy to do that in that particular room.

@JennyJohnsonHi5

it feels so good.

Eugene Blutarski

@JennyJohnsonHi5

Until you worked in a Butchers. "I never wanted that mincing machine to be mine"

@JennyJohnsonHi5

that happens.

Rev. Francis Schloß

@JennyJohnsonHi5

I can confirm... This is what men do.

@JennyJohnsonHi5

Girl, you don't need a penis for that! Just have to get creative.

Kevin Siekierski

@KevinSiekierski

@JennyJohnsonHi5

Your dick would fall off by the third room.

Dreamy Time Escorts

@JennyJohnsonHi5

please do not start you next tweet with "but because I am a girl..."