Jenny Nicholson  🔜 Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)Ovjeren akaunt

You know what will solve this problem? Making the final villain and protagonist's origin a rehash from the original trilogy, referred to by his family name as heard in the prequel trilogyhttps://twitter.com/bristei/status/1224816268282335232 …

There are a lot of good jokes in the trevorrow script, I wish it wasn't awful in so many other ways

Where did they get all these crowbars

Like I'd really like to see phase 1 of Nintendo Land just because I want to see it asap but that's a long way to go only to miss the (alleged) donkey kong ride

I really need to do another tokyo trip, but after phase 2 of Nintendo Land opens at universal studios, and with friends willing to go all the way to Japan just to spend 90% of the time in theme parks

I would pick the giant yellow slug. I want to be in line at the DMV and look over and the giant slug is there. And I want to be that for himhttps://twitter.com/laceygilleran/status/1224417143229419521 …

If Fifty Shades of Grey can write a Twilight AU fanfic and get it made into a movie, I can do the same with my Episode IX rewrite fanfic which is a coffee shop AU but still takes all the murder and magic powers extremely literally and has robots

I don't get the number of people acting like the yogurtland cup of froyo with toppings is such an unheard of thing to be eating. Yogurtland has been around for like 10 years, you put candy on it, I posted this at 7pm which I think is a pretty normal time to eat dessert

I mean I guess men unselfconsciously do this about cars and boats and that makes even less sense because they aren't wearing mascara like the ponies

In My Little Pony collector culture it is strictly ingrained that you refer to the ponies by pronouns as if they're alive, and to this day I have to struggle not to she/her the toy ponies on my shelves when sane people ask about them

I'm gonna wear it in my video but I'm hurriedly running it through the wash with fabric softener because they print through Zazzle and Zazzle tshirts are steel-wool quality

My customized shirt from the Disney Store arrived but they DID reject one of my customizations which I'm a little sad about. They have an un-deletable Lucasfilm copyright text so I resized it to be comically huge, the largest text on the shirt, and they didn't honor it