This morning I received an unsolicited dick pic via @instagram from a man I do not know. What follows is a beautiful story I wove about an app I made up, that should exist. Enjoy!pic.twitter.com/7O9VDpwPct
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incredible
Who sends a dick pic in the harsh light of day? People are having coffee.
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I’m imagining his face as he types “it’s brilliant”
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This has never been done before. - That guy, probably
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One time a dude sent me an unsolicited full body nude, in the bathroom, sunlight pouring in the windows. On Snapchat at noon. Followed up with “Sorry I was really drunk last night.”
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This is hilarious. Everything the light touches is yours...NO THANKS.
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“People are having coffee” OMG
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Omg this is the tweet where I lost it
"in front of my coffee??!?!!?!" - Još 1 odgovor
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It’s horrible. I can’t even check my messages when my kid is in the room because I never know when a wrinkly abomination is going to fill the screen
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So that’s where I’ve been going wrong! *shuts curtains*
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Not in front of my coffee!
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