Jennifer Slopez

@JennSlowpez

petty as fuck. bird watcher. middle fingers in the air. self made hundredaire. storyteller. loves me more than you do.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2013.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    2. tra 2018.

    Aaron Carter was on tonight.

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    Do you ever wonder if you are someone's "the one that got away"?

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    prije 23 sata

    I can't be anyone, but me. That doesn't make everyone happy. That's also not my problem.

    25 proslijeđenih tweetova 54 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    I'll retweet subtweets from both sides like they're skipping ropes and I'm double dutching.

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    Leap Year babies cross my mind a lot. Imagine not having a birthday for 3 of every 4 years. All your friends finally get to drink and you can’t because it’s only your 5th bday

    1 reply 6 proslijeđenih tweetova 10 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    prije 14 sati

    Dudes named Doug are usually contractors, but always shady

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    What do you get someone for their 14th concussion? Flowers? Jewelry?

    269 replies 68 proslijeđenih tweetova 411 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    prije 18 sati

    If you subtweet me...you’re going to actually have to tag me...I don’t pay attention to your shitty tweets. My apologies. 💋

    16 replies 14 proslijeđenih tweetova 150 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    Isn't that the way to wear a mask?

    6 proslijeđenih tweetova 16 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    prije 19 sati

    I don’t know why I feel bloated I only ate a salad and two boxes of thin mints for lunch.

    9 proslijeđenih tweetova 25 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    prije 18 sati

    If you need some encouragement you’ve come to the wrong place - we don’t do that here.

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    prije 18 sati

    Even though I have absolutely nothing to do with the film industry I’m still mad about not getting nominated for an Oscar.

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    If I ever allow Alexa into my life to send more detailed spying to the FBI, it’ll be with this cute ass clock, I see you, FBI.

    1 proslijeđeni tweet 3 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    prije 19 sati

    My dad was raised in the backwoods of a small southern town where racism and segregation was and still is alive and well, yet he raised us NOT to be that way so if your excuse is the way you were raised I call bullshit ..it’s how you’ve chose to behave.

    188 proslijeđenih tweetova 1.410 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    prije 20 sati

    YOU, a Yale grad: I went to school in Connecticut. Me, under my breath: Connect-I-Cut

    8 proslijeđenih tweetova 42 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    prije 18 sati

    Her: I hate it when my kids crawl into bed with me at night. Me: I keep a cushion on the floor by my bed and I make them sleep on that. Her: I'm talking about my kids, not my dog. Me: So am I.

    6 proslijeđenih tweetova 38 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    prije 15 sati

    People don't offer unsolicited advice when you're terrifying.

    1 reply 8 proslijeđenih tweetova 24 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  18. prije 16 sati

    Thank God I got all of these bitches spayed and neutered. There has been some weird, Blue Lagoon type of shit going on with the cats.

    6 replies 11 proslijeđenih tweetova 54 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    prije 22 sata

    -My fave author is Aldous Hustler. -Huxley? -You talkin' Cosby? -That's Huxtable. -Aldous Huxtable? -No, Heathcliff. -I prefer Garfield.

    6 proslijeđenih tweetova 22 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    prije 16 sati

    Alls I’m sayin’ is, if she wants to talk about character, no one that I associate with on here has ever demanded that I unfollow/block/report someone, just because they don’t like them. Not once. I wonder if she can say the same? Hint: She can’t.

    4 proslijeđena tweeta 14 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    prije 16 sati

    I wonder if I’ll finally get my intervention this weekend?

    5 replies 35 proslijeđenih tweetova 66 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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