Another passenger on my flight was voluntarily consuming The Phantom Menace. This is the inverse of the best viewing experience I’ve ever had on an aeroplane, which is when every single person in the cabin was watching F8.
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Other people can do what they like, but I won't read any more novels in the present tense.
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I don't care how many people enjoy it, fiction in the present tense is an ABDICATION OF NARRATIVE RESPONSIBILITY. I resent having to re-calibrate my entire attitude to time whenever I open a novel in the present tense. Away with them!
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i remember as a kid being like “Wow as an adult i’ll be able to buy as much candy as i want whenever i want” which turned out to be completely true and as amazing as i imagined
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Discovered I can use #dalle2 to make new horsies.
This is "Product photo of a breyer horse model of a guinea pig"
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Come for the Joe Wright sledge, stay for the brutal vivisection of the new Persuasion (and another Joe Wright sledge), and stick around for the final reminder that there is, after all, thankfully, still the book. twitter.com/blgtylr/status
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Once again I am being threatened by an owl.
Me after signing approx 70 course participation certificates: my mother is right, my signature is a joke squiggle, I am unfit for any office, also now I have rsi
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To be fair, Twitter is one long earnest kazoo solo.
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Seeing intergenerational warfare on Twitter now produces a cringe response in me similar to the time when a classmate performed "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" solo on piano with a kazoo interlude at Year 11 camp.
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Bauhaus textile artist Gunta Stölzl, Wall hanging, Slit Tapestry Red/Green, 1927 #WomensArt #UnravellingWomensArt
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Group IV, No 3, The Ten Largest, Youth, 1907, Hilma Af Klimt, pioneer in abstract art #WomensArt
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An app for everything, they said
This tweet directed at all TV shows. I also request that a TV show make Cornflake Girl into a chart-topper.
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Wheeeeeeeeeee
MAVERICK possibly the most sublimely ludicrous film I’ve ever seen. Perfect. No one should enter into any correspondence on this topic. If you thought you saw any plot holes, I’m afraid you need to watch it again, making sure you shriek “wheeeee!” every five minutes.
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may 5th 2022: monkeypox? better load up on bananas😏
december 12th 2034: Dr. Zaius has no idea what hes talking about. jungle gyms are absolutely NOT a high risk place. its time to reopen them and the mutual grooming centers. Enough.
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I'm just saying that I would be better at being rich and hot than these people.
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Only the most important takes today: You could not physically prevent me from dressing as a Singer-Sargent portrait for this Met Gala and YET once again the stylists of New York disappoint (except for whoever dressed Billie Eilish). How has no one riffed on Madame X?
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Thought he was enjoying a bit of Fleetwood Mac until he delicately shut the piano lid on my fingers
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JERY SEINFELD: whats the deal with airplane peanuts oh no
[CEO OF AMERICAN AIRLINES STARTS MARCHING TOWARD STAGE]
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🍉 Monument to watermelon somewhere near Jum qishloq, southern Uzbekistan.
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This story of a guy accidentally discovering his wife is the world's best Tetris player is absolutely one of my favourite things and I keep going back to it. archive.boston.com/news/globe/mag
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My only eternal tweet (said email arrived again today)
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It's quite impressive how the very arrival of an email from my health insurance company can put me in a completely furious temper. I don't need to know what it says (I know what it says: Congratulations! We are increasing your premium!)
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ok now i'm going to need a trigger warning for takes on John Mearsheimer takes thanks
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sorry but i'm going to need a John Mearsheimer trigger warning for posts in the future thanks
*doing one of those combat advice for Ukrainian civilians threads but the only war movie I’ve seen is Return of the Jedi* you should lure the Russian tanks between two swinging logs
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TODAY IN INSTAGRAM ADS: it’s finally happening
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lol o'wned etc etc
Literally impossible, in the literal, figurative and hyperbolic senses, to decide who is the most irritating these days: the grammar pedants, or the anti-grammar pedant pedants. But I do finally understand what people mean by "boomer is mindset, not an age".
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I enjoy playing the word game for a few minutes in the morning & then not thinking about it the rest of the day & if it remains easy/accessible to do so, I will keep doing that & if it doesn't I'll just go back to spending that time concocting imaginary bands fronted by Kate Bush
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Getting the Wordle in two guesses and unlocking a special David Brooks column about how soup isn’t hot enough these days
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Who listens to one of the most sublime songs ever performed and then is like, yes, the thing that is better than this is the local Strokes knock-off.
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I can’t tell you how angry this result makes me
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Are You Gonna Be My Girl – Jet vs Love Will Tear Us Apart – Joy Divison
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The fact that I am still playing Wordle even though the day I got a two, instead of feeling triumphant, I felt the clock inexorably ticking, and time escaping into the infinite, and Death quietly humming as he sharpened his scythe.
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Me, after reading an 800-word, three-author piece on the political and social meanings of Slimer and his contemporary successor: perhaps getting up this year was a mistake.
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