J. Williams

But I guess scandal sells.

I feel like if you admit you plagiarized work you don't deserve to get big million dollar contracts.

I don't understand why big publishers give plagiarizers the time of day.

1 time I tried to be good enough for a dude and then I did and then I became even better than him and the twist is he sucked the whole time.

Your periodic reminder to remember self-care, even if your brain or those around you are telling you it's selfish.

I'd buy that Bond set myself but I have to pay my Zipcar annual dues this month.

If anyone wants to buy me a present that Bond collection would do nicely.

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Do you ever reread your writing and go "wow, that's good"? To be fair, I also reread and go "wow, that's so bad, I'm so embarrassed".

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Well, today was shot due to a bout of insomnia so now I'm waiting for the sun to go down before I do some stuff b/c I'm secretly a vampire.

It's supposed to be very hot here tomorrow so if you have a bunny put a water bottle in the freezer tonight, fyi.

You'd think he could do a little better than a one hundred dollar reward.

I know he's not owed anything for doing the right thing but the dude who forgot his money just inherited nearly 200k.

What really gets me about that cabbie who turned in the nearly 200k he found is that all he got was $100.00 for returning it.

My best friend Michelle is the most best friend ever and I hate that we live so far away from each other. Like, across the pond far. :(

#Lucifans, we're having an impostor prob on Social Media. Please report/make us aware of fake accounts so we can have them removed. #Lucifer