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We're excited to announce our newest client, Harley Quinn Smith! You may know her from films Yoga Hosers, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Jersey Girl, Clerks II and much more! zscentertainment.com/harley-quinn-s
#ViewAskew #ZSCFamily #HarleyQuinnSmith
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"MAGA Republicans don't have a clue about the power of women. Let me tell you something -- they are about to find out" -- Biden
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Oh, what a night! #Clerks3
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.@ThatKevinSmith & @rosariodawson on the red carpet at last night's #Clerks3 premiere
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Happy birthday ! I didn’t think possible, but I love u more with every passing year. Your integrity, loyalty and ability to make me laugh like no other-You are truly dazzling, Husband. Excited for the adventure your brand new year will surely take us, hand in hand.
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Matt Gaetz today:
Q - Is it safe to say that, based off these comments, that you’re suggesting the women at these abortion rallies are ugly and overweight?
A - Yes
Q - What do you say to people who think those comments are offensive?
A - Be offended
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Since we met on Mother’s Day in Ukraine, my heart has remained with Mrs. Zelenska and the Ukrainian people.
That day, I also met mothers and children who fled the war. Their courage, and Mrs. Zelenska’s courage, has inspired the world.
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In 1993 we made my first film, Clerks.
In 2006 we made my 7th film Clerks II.
This fall, my friends & I proudly present my 14th film - CLERKS III!
And today, we have a trailer!
Come see it with me on CLERKS III: THE CONVENIENCE TOUR! Get tickets now at clerks3.movie
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A good thing would be for men to also start speaking up about how many abortions they have had and how their lives would’ve changed irrevocably if they hadn’t had that choice and free will as an option available to them and that partner. We are in this together. Stand with us.
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Privacy and security are our top priorities. You can use our period tracker Spot On anonymously, without creating an account. This way, your data is only saved locally to your phone, can't be linked to your identity, and can be deleted at any time by deleting Spot On.
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I woke up in a backwards world where somehow Jay & Silent Bob know better than the Highest Court in the Land.
So... This pin is available at our website. From now on, we’ll be giving ALL the profits from the sales of this pin to . shop.jayandsilentbob.com/products/silen
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The man who stacked the court and made killing Roe v. Wade possible has been credibly accused of sexual assault, sexual misconduct, and rape by 15 women.
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Happy Father’s Day, ! I couldn’t have wished for a better partner in parenting our now 22 year old Harley Quinn. Thank you Husband, every single day, for giving our little family your all, your whole heart to our daughter. “It’s all for her.” We love you endlessly.
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VOTE FOR TODAY LOS ANGELES.
VOTE FOR TODAY LOS ANGELES.
VOTE FOR TODAY LOS ANGELES.
VOTE FOR TODAY LOS ANGELES.
VOTE FOR TODAY LOS ANGELES.
VOTE FOR TODAY LOS ANGELES.
VOTE FOR TODAY
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Rick Caruso is no Democrat. Before switching parties in order to run for LA Mayor, he helped fund the ANTI-CHOICE movement. He has donated to Jan 6 denier Kevin McCarthy and rotting confederate monument Mitch McConnell. DO NOT VOTE FOR HIM. Vote for Karen Bass.
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I’m attending Womens March Action’s event, “Bans Off Our Bodies Rally May 14th” – sign up now to join me! #WMAction mobilize.us/womensmarchact
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#PutinsWarCrimes
This was the hardest video we have ever made.
It documents #PutinsWarCrimes
The words and music are from the brave Ukranian people.
The following media includes potentially sensitive content. Change settings
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We’re 24 years strong, my . Truly, madly, deeply, I love you husband, my forever “Plus One.”
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Kevin Smith Ran into Daughter Harley Quinn at 'the Weed Store': 'Someone Raised That Kid Right'
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#3 from the New York Times’ best TV episodes of the year 2021 GO HARLEY!!!
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EXPLOSIVE NEW VIDEO! #JoeManchinSenatorForSale
is blocking Joe Biden's agenda.
We found so much vile and provable corruption in Manchin's life and his families life that we could not fit it all into one video. So this is just Part 1.
**RETWEET THIS EVERYWHERE**
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Dear
Making multiple jokes in the opening monologue tonight about battered women and women killed by psychotic ex's is beneath the extraordinary history of Saturday Night Live.
It's not funny.
It's just completely and totally fucked up.
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ENFORCE THE SUBPOENAS.
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I made this as a celebration of women.
From everything we’ve been through to everything we’ve overcome. There is still much to do.
We’re amazing. Don’t forget it.
#AmericanWoman
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Bette Midler's GQP theme song is the greatest thing you'll hear today.
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Dear
This is a straight video clip from MSNBC.
The MASS REPORTING of this video as containing whatever is from the HARD RIGHT.
Release the sensitive warning. THIS WAS ON NETWORK TELEVISION. It's just a CLIP.
#TexasLearnedFromTrump
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Californians, make sure you vote in the recall election by 9/14. It’s a stupid and expensive process for the state even though we have a regular election next year, BUT the only way this silly gambit works is if you don’t engage. Everyone will get a mail in ballot. Send it in!!
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Ensuring every American has a roof overhead is a value that unites the Democratic Party. That's why I led a relentless campaign to extend the CDC eviction moratorium. In an act of pure cruelty, Republicans blocked this measure — leaving children and families out on the streets.
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Heroes and patriots.
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*NEW VIDEO #LaurenBoebertIsAMonster *SOUND UP!
She called 600,000 dead Americans the “Fauci Ouchie”
So I made this video.
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A family reunification center is open for anyone looking for unaccounted or missing relatives at the Surfside Recreational Center located at 9301 Collins Avenue.
If you have family members that are unaccounted for, please call 305-614-1819. #SurfsideBuildingCollapse
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For almost 22 yrs, ur love has known no bounds when it comes to our Harley. U always exquisitely support our daughter's dreams with genuine belief in who she is. I thank u for setting her bar so high as to what a man should be. I love u husband,Happy Father's Day !
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For almost 22 yrs, ur love has known no bounds when it comes to our Harley. U always exquisitely support our daughter's dreams with genuine belief in who she is. I thank u for setting her bar so high as to what a man should be. I love u husband,Happy Father's Day !
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