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    JEN KIRKMAN‏Verified account @JenKirkman 13h13 hours ago

    Folks in my extended family (Massachusetts) who want a border wall because they really believe thousands of rapists and murderers are flooding into SoCal daily, never once have asked me, a SoCal resident if I’m okay. I find that a fascinating piece of psychology to ponder.

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      2. Ursula Koenig‏ @ursulakoenig 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @JenKirkman

        Its because deep down they know its not happening and that they love you. :)

        1 reply . 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. JEN KIRKMAN‏Verified account @JenKirkman 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @ursulakoenig

        that’s exactly what i think. deep down they don’t believe it

        0 replies . 1 retweet 19 likes
      4. Ursula Koenig‏ @ursulakoenig 5h5 hours ago
        Replying to @JenKirkman

        I don’t think they really believe it & they are glad to see something get done, I think. Its just the wrong solution. Its like using round up on your veggie garden. Or driving quickly to yoga.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Merion‏ @meralaska 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @JenKirkman @FelisDave

        Sadly, it sounds like your folks only listen to OANN or Fox. 😢

        1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
      3. JEN KIRKMAN‏Verified account @JenKirkman 9h9 hours ago
        Replying to @meralaska @FelisDave

        extended family. extended.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Pamela MacIvor‏ @mmadkerk 6h6 hours ago
        Replying to @JenKirkman @meralaska @FelisDave

        You should have fun and guilt your extended family for not calling you daily or setting up a tag team to call you daily to make sure you’re okay.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. this is not normal‏ @ambrosiamonkey 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @JenKirkman

        I once got into a debate about immigration with a high school classmate who now lives in AZ. She said "you don't understand what it's like in a border state" and I had to gently remind her I am in CA. She...did not want to acknowledge CA is a "border state" too.

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      2. kimo‏ @ShakaKimo 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @JenKirkman

        Its like the trumpians i know here in hawaii talking about how they need a wall to stay safe.

        3 replies . 1 retweet 11 likes
      3. Aunty Julie Annie‏ @barbelle123 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @ShakaKimo @JenKirkman

        Ok. That one is just mind boggling.

        0 replies . 1 retweet 6 likes
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      2. random facts girl.‏ @soychicka 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @JenKirkman

        random facts girl. Retweeted random facts girl.

        Unfortunately, they don't care about the rapists and murderers who are already here. They deny that they exist. Even if they've self-confessed in court. They. Don't. Care. To them, it doesn't matter.https://twitter.com/soychicka/status/1077838513217982464 …

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        random facts girl. @soychicka
        Welp, I officially ruined Christmas this year. I kind of flew off the handle after my uncle insisted Hastert never molested anyone; after I read him the court transcripts, he laughed + said it didn't matter - the victims were all lying, deranged liberals like me. #thisisYourGOP pic.twitter.com/D43h0vDHcn
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      3. Bruce E‏ @raventerp1 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @soychicka @JenKirkman

        They are dying off. Literally.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. random facts girl.‏ @soychicka 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @raventerp1 @JenKirkman

        One can hope.

        1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Bruce E‏ @raventerp1 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @soychicka @JenKirkman

        White deaths now exceed white births. TX turns Hispanic majority in about 2 years. Mass migration of minorities back to the South has begun. Minority majority in US in 2044. Scares the hell out of the old white racist guys.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Guillotines for John Barron‏ @lupulinous 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @JenKirkman

        I've hinted to my immigrant-shy Hoosier relatives that maybe I can give them some insights into the plight of sanctuary cities, since I live in Oakland, but they steadfastly refuse to take the hint. When I'm explicit about it they basically just nod politely and move on.

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      2. Bugl3t Please donate to help #CampFire victims‏ @Bugl3t 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @JenKirkman @MKlave

        San Diego is officially one of the safest cities in the US to live

        1 reply . 1 retweet 5 likes
      3. Ms Wilde Regrets‏ @notbeforenoon 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @Bugl3t @JenKirkman @MKlave

        A friend was working with the drama department in a high school in SD about 10 years ago, near the border. Kids came over the border every day to go to school, and they were excellent students. One of them got a theater scholarship to Yale!

        1 reply . 1 retweet 5 likes
      4. Bugl3t Please donate to help #CampFire victims‏ @Bugl3t 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @notbeforenoon @JenKirkman @MKlave

        That's a cool story, thanks for sharing!

        0 replies . 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Ken Schoenwetter‏ @kenzopiano 11h11 hours ago
        Replying to @JenKirkman @chelseahandler

        Yup, San Diego is a real trashfire, a scummy hole where no one would want to live. Home values have dropped to the low seven figures - it's bad here.

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      1. AdakWillie‏ @adakwillie 12h12 hours ago
        Replying to @JenKirkman @soychicka

        Nobody's ever asked me how I feel about the open border between Massachusetts and Rhode Island, either!

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