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@JenKirkman

Get My New Book I Know What I'm Doing COMEDY TOUR 2016 ON SALE NOW!

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Joined January 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 1

    This is my not funny 📌 pinned tweet letting you know my second book is out & where to buy.

    8 retweets 83 likes
  2. 4 hours ago

    I just got upgraded to first. My problems are over. Screw you and your kids. All of yooz. ✌🏽️❤️🌈

    2 retweets 124 likes
  3. 4 hours ago

    "Raise your kids so I don't have to" is maybe not a thing to say to a fellow passenger on a fun vacay flight to Mexico? But I am who I am.

    8 retweets 100 likes
  4. 4 hours ago

    You're a good person! See you all Aug 12-14!

    Blows my mind. Whenever I enjoy someone's work I scour their site nonstop for dates. Traveling from MA for a VT show in August!
    1 retweet 9 likes
  5. 4 hours ago

    Shit. Fuck. Damn it. I missed doing Ringo's peace and love at noon. And I had it as a reminder in my phone. Peace and love. Peace and love.

    6 retweets 42 likes
  6. 6 hours ago

    My email blast goes out tomorrow with final last dates on sale for 2016 & two cities announced but not on sale.

    1 retweet 11 likes
  7. 6 hours ago

    Some say they're nothing without their loyal followers. I am nothing WITH mine since they miss my shows by refusing to go to my site. 😂

    3 retweets 85 likes
  8. 7 hours ago

    Thanks now I can get on a plane!

    4 retweets 81 likes
  9. 9 hours ago

    Thank you! See you in Sept Buffalo NY!

    . always says, "buy your tickets ahead pls" and so clicketty click at the www I went (Sept 8-10)
    8 likes
  10. 18 hours ago

    World! I have news coming tomorrow about my Netflix 2015 special being available to buy as an audio download! 🎺🎷🎤📱📲💽📞🎙☎️📀💿🔌📻⏰

    4 retweets 80 likes
  11. 19 hours ago

    And yet already there is another hashtag.

    Tomorrow's front page is among the most graphic in recent memory.
    74 retweets 59 likes
  12. 21 hours ago

    That's the joke. That it's finally right. Will you rubes stop correcting my genius?

    No because that would be using the word correctly
    2 retweets 91 likes
  13. 24 hours ago

    thinking about planning a Burlington, VT trip so my partner and I can see you again.

    1 retweet 10 likes
  14. Jul 6

    Come see me on tour this summer. 󾁆󾁆󾁆󾁆󾁆 get tickets in advance or miss out.

    1 retweet 15 likes
  15. Jul 6

    Yay! I'm excited to come back to Scottsdale Labor Day weekend. I know that sounds like a lie

    I eagerly anticipate my night out to in Sept to see the brilliant live.
    1 retweet 7 likes
  16. Jul 6

    SUMMER 2016! I DON'T STOP FOR ANYTHING! Come see me on tour.

    1 retweet 22 likes
  17. Jul 6

    “I’m literally dead” - future tombstones for this generation.

    125 retweets 443 likes
  18. Jul 6

    . announces festival lineup, including a performance from .

    7 retweets 10 likes
  19. Jul 6

    Thanks !

    Talking with
    1 retweet 5 likes
  20. Jul 6

    I would like to thank you all - but not that much. Only from the top of my heart.

    11 retweets 116 likes
  21. Jul 5

    You can wear tie-dye if you want. You can also upset people by looking terrible.

    15 retweets 97 likes

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