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@JenKirkman

Comedian, Netflix, NY Times Bestselling author. writer on Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. Podcast: Tour:

Los Angeles, New York City
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Joined January 2009
Born on August 28
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    May 23

    🇬🇧 LONDON! 🇬🇧 Me. June 22nd. One night only. One show only. Tickets here:

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  2. 2 hours ago

    Somehow we survived. True friendship.

    Hey remember when I got mad at you for saying pushpins instead of thumbtacks. That was fun.
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  3. 16 hours ago

    LOS ANGELES 11 tickets left for my show "Lab Test" on Friday June 29th 7pm Lab. Special guests! We work out new material! It's fun! Over a year running....always sells out.

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  4. 18 hours ago

    *6 tickets left! * Brooklyn (& NYC obvs) there are SIX tickets left to the second "New Stuff" show I'm doing July 29th. Sunday 7:30pm. Don't wait!

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    20 hours ago

    So many messages telling those who are struggling to reach out. Fair enough, but part of what depression does is mutes your ability to reach. If you are NOT depressed & you see someone struggling, YOU reach out. If you don’t see someone who used to be around, YOU reach out.

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    May 23

    🇬🇧 LONDON! 🇬🇧 Me. June 22nd. One night only. One show only. Tickets here:

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  7. Jun 7

    This is important. And thank you for using common sense about, ya know, maybe not letting people help destroy the integrity of an election and further our democracy. 🔥

    If you’re in a campaign for federal office and a foreign agent offers you dirt on your opponent, you should tell the . After hearing from so many witnesses in investigation who didn’t, I wrote a bill that’d require it. op-ed:
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  8. Jun 7

    I don't wanna alarm my parents but most of the music from your era involved men singing about wanting to have sex with teenaged girls.

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    Jun 6

    This afternoon, I received text alerts from my kids' school that they were on lockdown. I thought you might like to know what happens, from the perspective of my 12yo. I just picked her up from school and she was rattled and full of adrenalin.

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  10. Jun 6

    This would be an all day news cycle front page omg can you believe — with any other president. Except of course no other president thought this. Not even The Decider.

    SCOOP: When Trudeau pressed Trump on national security justification for tariffs on Canada Trump responded: “didn’t you guys burn down the WH?” That was Britain during the War of 1812
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    31 Jul 2017

    You are enough. If you find yourself struggling, remember that the Lifeline is here for you, 24/7, at 1-800-273-TALK (8255) 💜

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  12. Jun 5

    Biblical prophets haven't warned us of their prophecies with the intensity that Los Angeles cashiers deliver the news that bags are ten cents.

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  13. Jun 4

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    The article just needed this paragraph. That's it. The rest is fluff. This says it all.
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    Jun 4

    We still have a few tickets for I Don't Give A F*ck Tour 2018 taking over our Main Stage on Friday the 22nd June. Grab Them here:

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  15. Jun 3

    Los Angeles! 12 tickets left for the special Friday night version of "LAB TEST" - where I work out new stuff, talk to you, and special guests do the same. It's always sold out and always super fun. 7pm June 29th. Tix here:

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  16. Jun 2

    “Jennifah, good talking to you. Your father says hi but he’s busy right now watching Crocodile Dundee.”

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  17. Jun 2

    Pilot of my flight is a woman. And she’s going through the aisles shaking hands, saying her name, and “I’m driving this thing. Don’t worry. I fly like a girl.” Pretty amazing pilot behavior. ❤️🥇

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  18. Jun 1

    Donate!! You've got a month to make this happen - but don't wait! It's a goddamn delight.

    WE ARE LIVE! "B is for Beer: The Musical" KICKSTARTER is now LIVE! See what legendary author Tom Robbins and I have been cooking up over the last few years
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  19. Jun 1

    “I’m literally dead” - tombstones in the future

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  20. May 30

    Yup. Stopped myself in the middle of a Google search. I'm too old for adhesive hair jewels.

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  21. May 30

    LOS ANGELES! My *back by popular demand* (sounds like a lie but 4 real I meant to do 2 of these in 2017 and it's been over a year now) show "LAB TEST" is back only 3 dates in 2018! A **Special FRIDAY NIGHT show June 29th ONLY 18 tickets left!!! SO BUY NOW

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