This AI restaurant commercial is 🤯. Proof the tech isn't there yet.
youtube.com/watch?v=mZQ_Iz
#AI #ChatGPT
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When I eventually pass, I'd like to be cremated and held in a tiny mausoleum-turned-nightclub that loops my Spotify liked songs in perpetuity, and my people can all come for lil emotional boogie when their fav tunes are on.
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I like to prove I’m the most alpha at the yoga class by chanting “Om” in the lowest register possible.
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- so in going after crypto banks, the gov’t has inadvertently tanked the entire banking industry and pumped crypto in the process – the total opposite of what they intended to do.
is this correct?
If so…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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- now the gov’t is on the hook to print money to backstop them all, and may have to reverse interest rates to save the market
- meanwhile, investors flee to crypto as a safe haven, while the money printer and potential lower rates mean ideal environment for risk assets
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-the resulting shitshow requires promise to bail out depositors-but-not-investors in case of a wider issue
- people realize their money is not safe in all but the big 4 banks
- midsize bank stock TANK in response, causing halting on trading throughout the industry
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- A bunch of tech daddies in a WhatsApp group get the jitters, which triggers a run on SVB - the bank of choice for tech and crypto - The government uses it as an excuse to go after all crypto-servicing banks and make an example
And then
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lemme get this straight:
- fractional reserve banks take your deposits and lever themselves to the nostrils with it
- but interest rate rises have rendered most of them basically secretly insolvent
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Gender reveal parties are getting really out of hand.
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Stuck in Pindi traffic and a preteen boy driving a rickshaw laughed and pointed at me for wearing a seatbelt. I looked to the other side of the street and a man was cutting chicken flesh apart with a knife held between his toes. #pakistan
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Found at Anarkali Market in Lahore.
…I don’t even know where to begin with this. 🤣.
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More relevant now than ever
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As we near the 13th anniversary of the event, let us revel in MSNBC's full live coverage of Balloon Boy.
youtube.com/watch?v=-IuU1J
Oh. Turns out ‘living in the moment’ and ‘immediate gratification’ are not the same thing?
Wow, deaths really do come in threes.
Pele, Vivienne Westwood, and Andrew Tate all in a matter of hours.
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The LAX holiday traffic on Sepulveda is so bad that people are getting out of their cars en mass to just walk the remaining mile to the airport. I can smell the In n Out. I am hopping to psychedelic cumbia to stay sane.
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"W.
...hoa those handcuffs are kinda tight, Officer."
— SBF, about an hour ago.
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FYI: I did NOT receive $$$ from SBF
But…
I’m post-scruples. My mission is ambition. I’m a void! Ethics are imaginary. Customers are NPCs. I get it! Woo!
Culture fit? Orgy: First in, last out! Drugs: I’ll boof anything. I crush at stims padel
So why did I get left out, Sam?!
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“the internal monologue of Neymar as he realizes Brazil have lost to Croatia and are out of the World Cup. He mourns the chance to do more celebratory dances, realizes peroxide is bad for his hair, and considers a career change into k-pop”
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I’ve come around on Kanye. Appearing on Infowars in a gimp mask holding a bible while simping for Hitler is actually genius. Is he outflanking the crazies to neuter them? Jones looked lost afterwards.
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Deeply frustrating that this is not known as 'The Stone-a-Lisa'
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‘LaLisa’ 2022 Created using pebbles from the Mekong River, Thailand by @pebblepicassos
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So…do I support the colonial master who subjugated and pillaged my motherland, but through whom I learned to love the game?
Or do I support today’s colonizer whose shit attempts at the game are a shallow simulacra that embarrasses me?
PS: I hold both passports.
#EngvsUSA
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...it was today that i learned the spanish translation of 'clickbait' is 'putaclic'
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As we near the 13th anniversary of the event, let us revel in MSNBC's full live coverage of Balloon Boy.
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Downloaded Arc.
It's cool.
Now I have four browsers running concurrently.
Efficiency.
Canned Chickenflation. 🥫🐓
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Replying to @travis1567 and @unusual_whales
Cans of chicken breast from Sam's Club were $9.97 a year ago. Now they are $16.97. How is it that this doesn't equate to inflation?
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“No piece of art has ever emotionally effected me the way this robot arm piece has. It’s programmed to try to contain the hydraulic fluid that’s constantly leaking out and required to keep itself running.” The Horror Gallery on Instagram
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Hey we're at 8 billion people now in case u were counting.
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Remember in 2018 when ETH Stans would squirt over any 'Facebook adoption' rumor?
Now that it's actually happening, the only reaction is like: 'Oh fuck off Zuckerberg'
That's progress, right?
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7 Mental Health Tips for 🐻 Market by Editor
📍Stop looking at the charts every five minutes
📍Zoom out
📍Be Loss Aversion Averse
📍Divorce your bags
📍Actively fight burnout
📍Address your own macro
📍Don’t check out, lean in
#bearmarket #cryptocurrency
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Some things I learned the hard way…
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There's no point in becoming crypto riche if you're a mess.
Bankless Editor @JemayelK has some words of wisdom for maintaining your mental health during this bear market.
newsletter.banklesshq.com/p/7-mental-hea
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