Jemayel KhawajaVerified account

@JemayelK

Editor-at-Large at Vice's THUMP // Founder of Black Circle Media.

Los Angeles, CA
thump.vice.com
Joined January 2011
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  1. 18 hours ago

    I just went to a gay bar for the first time and some guy told me I smelled like fish and that I should leave

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  2. 20 hours ago

    If you get the option for free cash back, take as much as you can. I say this as a man who is $2 short at a cash bar at a skid row party.

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  3. 21 hours ago

    Flaking on responding to a text happens. Screening a call is necessary sometimes. But blanking a FaceTime, now that's just rude!

    3 likes
  4. Apr 9

    Hey I thought their first album was pretty good...

    It's clear that the "war on drugs" was a miserable failure that we must bring to an end.
    2 retweets 7 likes
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    Apr 9

    . competitive eating, video games, next comes synchronized shitting brought 2 you by ratemypoo and the great American fapathon

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  6. Apr 9

    "They mean well" is a thing people say about people they dislike for reasons they can't quite specify (yet).

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  7. Apr 9

    When you're too baked to locate the lighter you used to spark the spliff, you've had enough anyway. It's nature's balance.

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  8. Apr 7

    My whole life, I've just wanted to walk by an ATM and see money sitting in it.

    1 retweet 3 likes
  9. Apr 7

    Culture seems to move immediately in the micro and slowly in the macro.

    5 likes
  10. Apr 7

    Calling "ads" "adverts" makes them sound so much more dirty.

    5 likes
  11. Apr 6

    Sometimes you gotta wait until the right moment presents itself, like a horny babooness.

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  12. Apr 6

    Interviewed your favorite new soul singer Gallant. He is the real deal. Thx !

    This week's Noisey Next: Meet . U won't forget him once u do. Profile by
    1 retweet 8 likes
  13. Apr 5

    Anyone in the market for counterfeit protestors? Fake papparazi?

    "Crowd Source" Faking media, protestors, and fans for profit: (, )
  14. Apr 5

    If you like to read, I'd suggest downloading the app. It's a great source for good journalism of all sorts. I use it daily.

    5 likes
  15. Apr 5

    I like American Spirits because whenever a vagabond asks for a smoke, I'm always happy to give them the last half of what I'm smoking

    8 likes
  16. Apr 5

    When people say they're "humbled" whenever they get public, large-scale validation. Bullshit! Your ego is twice the size it was an hour ago!

    2 retweets 11 likes
  17. Apr 5

    The new Goldenvoice/Coachella fest in Pasadena is set to be called The Arroyo Seco Music and Arts Festival. I hereby dub it Brorroyo.

    2 retweets 6 likes
  18. Apr 5

    "Homeless Millennials Are Transforming Hobo Culture" is the name of a real article on Newsweek. I am dismayed and amused all at once.

    7 retweets 18 likes
  19. Apr 1

    One of these things is not an April Fools joke...

    12:32 PM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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  20. Mar 31

    Supertramp are the poor man's Electric Light Orchestra.

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