Jeffster

MEN! Accentuate parts of your body you like e.g. good legs, to draw attention away from problem areas e.g. the things you do and say.

How the seasons work in the UK: Jan - Cold Feb – Still Cold Mar – Still cold but snow now Apr - Rain May – More rain Jun – Why is it still raining July - BEES Aug – Oh god it is so hot Sept – I miss the heat Oct – Heat is simply a memory Nov - Cold Dec – Cold but with capitalism

Midnight Special is on Netflix UK from today, and dammit, I really liked it even if lots of you didn't. A really good sci-fi movie that had it been made just two years later would have struggled to get a cinema release.

Guy Verhofstadt on May's speech: "The UK Government must understand that the EU is a rules based organisation, as there is little appetite to renegotiate the rules of the single market to satisfy a compromise crafted to placate a divided Conservative party. “ Ouch. #FBPE

Students have: - forced CNN town hall - got new commitments from Rubio - pressured POTUS to call for bump stock ban - led advertisers to leave NRA - dragged D'Souza, Ingraham, O'Reilly online - saw Florida aide fired for lies - raised *millions* for march It's been 9 days.

Now, why is this important? As I said, it's more than 'nerds being wrong on the internet'. There are a few reasons it matters, ranging from comics history to media literacy.

$3.3 million from NRAhttps://twitter.com/thehill/status/964132218582044674 …

Labour is red, Tories are blue, Save the NHS, And stay in the EU.

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.

So, having been repeatedly told by trolls that the London Borough of Tower Hamlets is completely a Sharia-ruled "Muslim No Go Zone" - I present you today's tour. (THREAD 1 of x) #NoGoZoneQuest

'The EU doesn't work because 28 countries can't work smoothly together. So we're getting out.' Brexit negotiations: 27 EU members work smoothly and efficiently through the process; the UK instantly collapses into mutual loathing, total incompetence and, soon, cannibalism.

That’s spectacularly honest for him. At this rate he might eventually tell the truth if he made a speech a day for the next 200 years. Although probably not. #BelieveMehttps://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/958755013915918336 …

We are less than a month away from a new Duncan Jones sci-fi joint. And one with Paul Rudd sporting a handlebar tash. What more do you want?https://twitter.com/ManMadeMoon/status/958372143833608192 …