Officer: ma’am you were going 20 miles over the speed limit
Me: I was really frustrated and angry that the speed limit was undermining my ability to drive faster.
#TrumpEmotionalDefenses
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"Happy people don't shoot their husbands. They just don't."
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Yes, your honor, my client beat his wife, but he was frustrated and angered with her, so you couldn't possibly condemn him, could you?
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Heavy, man !
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Happy people just don’t obstruct justice, they just don’tpic.twitter.com/Cg3iwQEosX
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Happy people would at least be unlikely to shoot their husbands, though they still could. But plenty of miserable and unpleasant people don't obstruct justice every day.
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I bet the report is pretty damning, even with redactions, if Barr needed to do pre-spun. Also, every redaction will be questioned and its justification requested.
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