Jeff Smith

@JeffreySmith

Father, runner, photographer, writer, Program Manager at Microsoft and car and driving enthusiast. Also: Canadian.

Seattle
Joined January 2007

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  1. Overdone expectations and crippling anticipation followed by enormous disappointment. First sexual experience or ?

  2. Late lunch of barbecued kielbasa and sauerkraut.

  3. This made me smile this morning. His move at 2:38 is my favorite. Via

  4. Thanks, and , but I'd like another option for president.

  5. I consistently get load times over 20 seconds for the App Store, even longer for first load on Search. ?

  6. "Too much cologne! Abort! Abort!" What the guy in front of me in the coffee line didn't say to himself this morning.

  7. Loving new Smart Forecasts in the latest . Now just add filter for when it's "golden hour" and it'll be perfect.

  8. Jeff Smith followed , , and 16 others
    • @UniquePerf

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  9. You’ve never vacationed like this, but now you can:

    Audi R8 and Airbnb Commercial – “Desolation”
  10. Very happy with the results of this weekend's photo shoot.

  11. Excited to do some test shots of gillian.ballerina this weekend with this beast, thanks to…

  12. Search . It is unbelievable just how slow and unreliable the is after all these years.

  13. Lisa, making zucchini bread: "I have to grate the nutmeg?! What is this, 1883?" Me: "Why, how much do you need?" L: "1/2 tsp" M: 😑

  14. Front row seats on the lake for the Blue Angels! (@ Lake Washington in Seattle, WA)

  15. After nearly a year since my pledge on kickstarter, my klokers watch was finally delivered…

  16. Pearl's first time here in a week. So much energy to burn off. Already an hour and she's...

  17. Sometimes, when the marketing guy says, "I've got a great idea!" you just need to say, "No. No, you do not."

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