Jeff Smith

@JeffreySmith

I'm so over myself, it's not funny.

Seattle
Joined January 2007

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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 29

    The closing summation of 's speech is very much worth your time.

  2. May 25

    And tomorrow, we’ll be cleaning out our gutters to fight human trafficking

  3. Retweeted
    May 16

    Our viewing party is underway and we have shattered attendance records for the . Thanks Everyone!

  4. May 10

    Hey, , isn’t this the actual definition of what a quiz is for?

  5. Retweeted
    May 9

    Hours after Trump fires FBI director, a top White House spokesperson goes on Fox and says it's time to "move on" from Russia investigation

  6. May 6

    Brilliant (and prescient) conversation between and Andrew Sullivan about .

  7. May 1

    Can somebody please take the White House Ouija board away from this guy?

  8. May 1

    Facebook: You became friends with your father 10 years ago… Me: Uhhh… FB: I’m going to use the word ‘friendversary’… Me: No, Facebook. Stop.

  9. Apr 18
  10. Apr 16

    When my dog sees my hair in the morning.

  11. Apr 16

    Easter egg hunt completed. Chocolate being consumed by children. Pandemonium. (@ Justice League Headquarters v2)

  12. Apr 8

    A very regal pose for our very special derp

  13. Apr 8

    Still happy with your , ? I need to get rid of my wifi dead zones and I'm trying to decide between it and orbi

  14. Apr 2

    I'm off to on a Sunday. Noting it here in case I ever need proof I am a danger to myself. May also stop at to seal the deal

  15. Mar 20
    Replying to

    A huge to for replacing my dog-mauled glasses free of charge! Just got notice that they shipped today.

  16. Mar 15

    Hey, , got any plans to offer dog-chewed-up-my-glasses-when-I-was-in-the-shower insurance?

  17. Mar 12
  18. Feb 28

    Fascinating look back on the issues that Americans worry about, from 1935-2017.

  19. Retweeted
    Feb 24
  20. Feb 13

    “If facts are reduced to being considered nothing more than partisan opinions, we are in deep trouble.”

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