Jeff is Tall

@JeffisTallguy

Father / Video Game enthusiast. I share my brain words to you. Avi by . Header by

Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2009.

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    17. pro 2019.

    (1) You find a horse made of horse meat. His name is Henry but you don’t know that. You begin to ride south along the road until it hits a 3 way fork To continue South, trot to tweet (2) To go East, cantor to tweet (7) To go West, gallop to tweet (3)

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    Bad Medical drummers expenses 🤝 out of pocket woes

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    prije 2 sata

    crocodile dunbean

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    prije 6 sati

    her: ugg boots really put Australia on the map me: no it’s always been there

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    21. sij

    DOCTOR: Mrs. Nice Guy? I'm so sorry, but I have some terrible news...

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    Feel free to give me a follow and I’ll feel free to keep you disappointed in my content

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    Me: *being dragged away from kangaroo enclosure* Zoo employee: what was she doing? Security guard: *produces confiscated container of frosting* no idea Me: ᴰ ᵘ ⁿ ᵏ ᵃ ʳ ᵒ ᵒ

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  8. prije 4 sata

    Jeff

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    Shingles are a pox on your house

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    Aye don’t be sad if you’re alone on Valentine’s Day. It’s no worse than all the other days you’re alone.

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    prije 10 sati

    Me: *ugly crying* [The folding process that makes Kleenexes pull nicely from the box one at a time]: for some reason I feel like not being there for you today. deal with this, too.

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    2. svi 2018.

    Devastating: This Man Mistook His Carbon Monoxide Alarm For His Ape Detector

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    prije 7 sati

    Imagine a butt whose cheeks are over/under instead of side by side.

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    prije 7 sati

    Friend: How do you deal with your little ankle biters always running around? Me: *owner of several vampire hamsters* Socks

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    Me: oh my god, even the clams here are terrifying Australian: that's the Sydney Opera House

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    prije 7 sati

    Quokka are Pokemon and you can't convince me otherwise

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    prije 8 sati

    🎶*clap* I N G O *clap* I N G O *clap* I N G O The dingo ate your baby🎶

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    Hugh Jackman: *crying at his dining room table* Crikey! His Wife: What’s wrong? Hugh: *pawing at his food with his knuckles* It won’t work! It’s not cutting! His Wife: Hugh we’ve been over this. You don’t have your claws anymore, you need to use a fork and knife.

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    *mixes ketchup with hot sauce to make SpicyKetchup™️* I’m thinking of applying to culinary school

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    prije 11 sati

    you could tell me any fact about how dangerous animals are in australia and I’d believe you. they got vampire bees? of course they do. dogs don’t need a permit to carry a gun? I won’t even google it.

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    2. velj

    As someone’s who’s fought for our country by playing Call of Duty on veteran difficulty, I’m making everyone stand for our national anthem in this establishment – mjesto: Little Caesars Pizza

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