Jeffery X Martin

@JefferyXMartin

I do words. No sleep till Mascot.

Knoxville, TN
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Joined May 2010
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  1. Retweeted
    Jan 27

    White House Counsel Pam Bondi delivers argument focused on Hunter Biden and Burisma

    706 replies 219 retweets 752 likes
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  2. Jan 17

    I just ate some cheese. LET THE WEEKEND BEGIN

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  3. Jan 17

    Three Democratic debates are expected to take place in February, as well as two caucuses and two primaries. It will be an intensely busy news cycle. I will be ready.

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  4. Jan 15

    12:35 a.m. Drinking electrolyte infused water. Binge watching season 2 of "Good Eats." Party like a rock star, watch make Waldorf salad.

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  5. Jan 15

    Ghost RIder.

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  6. Jan 13

    While I didn't hear the whole thing, I believe Laundromat Woman was angry about the sticker on the back of our truck because it was in Arabic as if that would somehow be disgraceful or unAmerican. But it's not Arabic. It's Elvish.

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  7. Jan 13

    A loud woman at the laundromat over the weekend told everyone that the Chinese built the Great Wall to keep Americans out. "And look at 'em now," she said without elaborating.

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  8. Retweeted
    Jan 7

    My latest alongside and : Iran's Revolutionary Guard hits U.S. military bases in Iraq with missiles, "retaliation for brutal assassination" of Qassem Soleimani.

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  9. 13 Dec 2019

    Antifreeze. The fuck. .

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  10. 13 Dec 2019

    That was beautiful.

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  11. 13 Dec 2019

    Oh, my god. Olivia Hussey's womb is full of stars. OR IS IT

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  12. 13 Dec 2019

    I know people always associate Margot Kidder with Superman, but I always think of The Reincarnation of Peter Proud, in which she took a bath.

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  13. 13 Dec 2019

    I can't see John Saxon without hearing him talk about how awesome his hat is.

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  14. 13 Dec 2019

    Jesus, this Edmond O'Brien story is devastating.

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  15. 13 Dec 2019

    Smashing a piano with a microphone stand is some seriously glam rock behavior from Keir Dullea.

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  16. 13 Dec 2019

    John Saxon and Art Hindle in the same scene gives me a character actor woody.

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  17. 13 Dec 2019

    Hello, ! About ready to to turn my full attention to Porky's Revenge... I mean,

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  18. 5 Dec 2019

    Thank you The Paper Chase for spending 16 hours with me this year on . You are my #1.

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  19. 26 Oct 2019

    Why is there a Goblin Costume Pageant but no one is dressed like Claudio Simonetti?

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  20. 26 Oct 2019

    I don't like how the Halloween series fell into the depths of the slasher formula it helped create. Kill 'em all and let Everett Koop sort 'em out. Here come horny kids! Chamois chamois coco bop!

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