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We have an entire generation of people coming of age that were raised entirely on 4Chan and Monster energy drinks. I'm sure it will be fine.
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Every developer: we need to implement an email alert system to notify us if production crashes Every developer after the first crash: how do we turn off these email alerts?
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"If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work." - Mich Ravera
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Sometimes the black sheep is the only only one telling the truth.
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OH: Brad Paisley looks like a chiropractor...
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CFO: What happens if we invest in our staff and they leave? CEO: What happens if we don’t invest in them and they stay?
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If there's a better photo in existence, I haven't seen it.pic.twitter.com/P4rip7448N
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Dear family and friends, I love seeing you during the holidays but for the last time I cannot fix your phone I cannot make your wifi faster I definitely have no idea why your printer won't work and no I won't build you a website Love, Molly
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if you're on the naughty list, Santa's gonna leave you a broken build in your stocking
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"Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning." - Unknown
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OH: It's chicken. It's a vegetable-based animal.

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Jeff Winchester proslijedio/la je Tweet
“What’s a microservice?” “Okay you know how a function can call other functions?” “Yeah, of course” “It’s just like that…but add 15 servers, 2 load balancers, and at least 7 network hops, plus you get to role play in a murder-mystery when anything goes sideways”
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It's interesting to go to a company Christmas party where an executive member would actually need to dress up to go to Walmart...
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me: do you want it done quickly or do you want it done right? manager: yes
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forgetting to add `sudo` to `vim /etc/hosts`, then being made to :q! so you can re-edit as sudo is the closest thing you experience as an adult to being told by a teacher as a child to leave the room and come back in once you've knocked properly
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Dear People Who Back Into Slant Spaces - WHY??
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This, so many times over...https://twitter.com/Nick_Craver/status/1200079113454850053 …
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* They need to get someone to a hospital Me: A hospital? What is it? Dad: A big building with nurses and patients, but that's not important right now. Me: Dad...
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Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a the IT guy to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if they tried rebooting.
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