Jeff Winchester

@Jeff_Winchester

Mac geek, .NET developer, amateur photographer, music lover. geocacher. I'm a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is.

Lake Alfred, FL
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2009.

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    We have an entire generation of people coming of age that were raised entirely on 4Chan and Monster energy drinks. I'm sure it will be fine.

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    27. sij

    Every developer: we need to implement an email alert system to notify us if production crashes Every developer after the first crash: how do we turn off these email alerts?

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    24. sij
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    8. sij

    "If it doesn’t work, it doesn’t matter how fast it doesn’t work." - Mich Ravera

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  5. 1. sij

    Sometimes the black sheep is the only only one telling the truth. 🤔

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  6. 1. sij

    OH: Brad Paisley looks like a chiropractor...

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    CFO: What happens if we invest in our staff and they leave? CEO: What happens if we don’t invest in them and they stay?

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    If there's a better photo in existence, I haven't seen it.

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    20. pro 2019.

    Dear family and friends, I love seeing you during the holidays but for the last time I cannot fix your phone I cannot make your wifi faster I definitely have no idea why your printer won't work and no I won't build you a website Love, Molly

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    20. pro 2019.

    if you're on the naughty list, Santa's gonna leave you a broken build in your stocking

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    19. pro 2019.

    "Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning." - Unknown

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  12. 17. pro 2019.

    OH: It's chicken. It's a vegetable-based animal. 🐔🌽

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    “What’s a microservice?” “Okay you know how a function can call other functions?” “Yeah, of course” “It’s just like that…but add 15 servers, 2 load balancers, and at least 7 network hops, plus you get to role play in a murder-mystery when anything goes sideways”

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  14. 14. pro 2019.

    It's interesting to go to a company Christmas party where an executive member would actually need to dress up to go to Walmart...

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    6. pro 2019.

    me: do you want it done quickly or do you want it done right? manager: yes

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    5. pro 2019.

    forgetting to add `sudo` to `vim /etc/hosts`, then being made to :q! so you can re-edit as sudo is the closest thing you experience as an adult to being told by a teacher as a child to leave the room and come back in once you've knocked properly

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  17. 1. pro 2019.

    Dear People Who Back Into Slant Spaces - WHY?? 🤷‍♂️

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  18. 28. stu 2019.
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    27. stu 2019.

    Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* They need to get someone to a hospital Me: A hospital? What is it? Dad: A big building with nurses and patients, but that's not important right now. Me: Dad...

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    26. stu 2019.
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    Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a the IT guy to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if they tried rebooting.

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