Come meet E.T., Jan, Lucy, Tam, and RoboMitch at 5 p.m. on Saturday in the Bluejay theater at #PAXWest
Pinned
Grubb
@JeffGrubb
I'm friends with the guy who played Cuphead bad. I'm not 65. DMs open. Giant Bomb.
Grubb’s posts
I just worry that people are forgetting what Prime day is really about and who died to make it possible.
Oh, my god.
It's a pretty good game. Go watch those E3 trailers -- it's still not that game. I really wanted that game.
Quote
Remember, you're not stuck in Tears of the Kingdom. You just forgot about Ascend.
Everyone's freaking out that Horizon Forbidden West is also on PS4, but wait until they find out that Demon's Souls is also on PS3.
Yeah, using your power to force people into silence is a big win for authoritarians. Congrats, you wiener.
Every few months, Xbox needs to do something to remind people it's not actually that in touch with gamers or reality. $120 for a year of Xbox Live Gold (to bully people onto Game Pass) is the latest example.
Halo Infinite probably had a million concurrents on launch and yet the servers held up? I hope that team gets a pizza party.
If you are upset about procedurally generated planets in video games, I have some bad news for you about how they form in real life.
Remember 10 days ago when Xbox had no games and PlayStation believed in generations?
This is Skate 4 pre-alpha footage. This is in line with what I've heard about where the game is at from multiple people. They're trying to get the feel right, which is probably the most important aspect of a Skate game. odysee.com/@RadDad:0/Skat
0:32
Nintendo only owns one-third of The Pokemon Company, which is why Pokemon Legend only has one-third the frame rate of a normal Nintendo game.
I feel duped by CD Projekt Red. I get that reviews and coverage are inextricably part of *the machine*, but it's rare that a company so boldly takes advantage of it to deceive and mislead. In half a decade, when we're talking about Witcher 4, I plan to remember this.
Chris Pratt playing Mario is so bonkers that no one even noticed that Square Enix is just gonna call it Triangle Strategy.
Starfield is exclusive to Xbox and PC. Period. This is me confirming that.
Quote
I had a bunch of messages and superchats about Starfield today where people were saying that @JeffGrubb said that it wasn't exclusive or whatever.... so I figured I tweet this out and have Jeff clear the air since it seems what he says gets twisted by people lol
Replying to
The Mandalorian exposes how so much TV has ruined us. It's a show "about nothing" because it doesn't have nine ongoing arcs and mysteries that we can break down in weekly podcasts.
Hey, let's leave acid out of this. It's innocent.
TikTok keeps showing me people who play Elden Ring without locking on, and it makes me so angry
lol
Todd Howard: "One of my favorite tricks for Morrowind is that if you are running out of memory [on Xbox], you can reboot the Xbox without the user knowing. So if you had a really long loading time, that was us rebooting the Xbox."
This actually wasn't the problem. The problem was that Rian Johnson answered all of JJ's mystery boxes, and then JJ didn't answer any of Rian Johnson's characterization or story arcs.
Replying to
Rush eats 30 Percocets before breakfast, so he thought you were an orange dancer at the Bongo Gentlemen's Club in Orlando.
Nintendo announces a new video game twitter.com/ghettoflour/st
This post is unavailable.
The noise reaction roller coaster to this Notch donation is quite a ride.
0:31
Please don't let the Zelda team play Elden Ring. I don't need them getting new ideas and delaying BOTW2.
Sony trying to see our reaction: "The PlayStation 5 ... is ... ssss-ffiiiiiv-ssssiiiiiiiixfiiiiiive...."
FTC: "Is Elder Scrolls VI not coming to PlayStation?"
Phil Spencer: "We stand as witnesses to the relentless passage of time, grappling with the realization that what once seemed eternal has now faded into the annals of history. The vibrant hues of youth have dimmed, replaced b--
OK. Fine. I'll do the damn discourse. Warzone will remain multiplatform, but I think main Call of Duty games go exclusive. Microsoft already ran the numbers on every scenario with Bethesda and it determined exclusivity to Game Pass is the best way to drive its goals.
God, this is such a good point. I remember how American founders and citizens enslaved vaccine skeptics for decades. And then, even after freeing them, the government enshrined laws to marginalize vaccine deniers and to deny them wealth and opportunity. That's just history.
Jeff Grubb's Summer Game Mess has an update. That timing on PlayStation Showcase is right as of now.
Watching the PS5 UI video again, and I like this fantasy it has created where a player has multiple friends who bought Destruction AllStars for $70 a piece.
Noticing that a lot of YouTubers that didn't want to talk about Activision and Kotick have made multiple videos mocking a woman at G4 for asking to be treated with dignity. Weird.
This is the millionaire hunting a sick rhinoceros of Elden Ring.
Quote
I was feeling pretty blue, and then I remembered that I have a PS5 that could've gone to a kid instead. I'm all smiles now.
If New World, the MMO from the company that owns most of the servers that host the internet, has login queues, I think we can probably dismiss the idea that this problem is avoidable for other devs.
Nintendo should just rerelease A Link Between Worlds on Switch and win game of the year
No. And also Elder Scrolls 6 is planned as Xbox exclusive as well.
Quote
Bethesdas Pete Hines suggests the door might still be open for possibility of games like Starfield coming to PS5 in future
Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood is now a retro game. It debuted November 16, 2010.
Other developers: *spend years doing research to make the coolest characters possible*
Gamers: lol we love the idiot with the sign!
Quote
"Halo Infinite multiplayer will be free-to-play if you count giving us money as free"
I'm sorry, but you're going to have to be OK with getting more of a game you like. These projects are so expensive to make, and the best way to offset that is to efficiently reuse content. That works for an expandalone like Miles Morales, and it'll work here and for BOTW2.
Quote
God of war: Ragnarok looks like a clone of 2018 God of war...
Even the animations are unchanged...
0:13
Man, the GTA remasters look way better than I was expecting. I'm surprised people are underwhelmed.
Replying to
Fortnite on Microsoft Windows: free to play
Fortnite on Nintendo Switch: free to play
Fortnite on Playstation: free to play
Fortnite on Xbox: $120/year
please release a state of play, your children are starving and have begun hallucinating Kojima games.
If the PlayStation 5 is $500, they could just tell us now. I mean, why wouldn't they tell us?
I've been thinking it all day, so I'm just gonna ask. , it looks to me like Epic spending more than it makes can be laid entirely at your feet. So how can you justify cutting jobs without taking a cut yourself?
Really excited for Nintendo to celebrate Super Mario's 36th anniversary next year.
Why does Sony think that is something that happens? Unless ....
Quote
Sony is worried that Microsoft will sabotage Call of Duty for the PlayStation. Sony says it's concerned Microsoft could strategically degrade the quality and performance of Call of Duty on PlayStation. Details here: theverge.com/2023/3/8/23630
One weird trick: Call anyone you don't like "the enemy," and you don't have to deal with them! Decent people hate him!
If you said some shit about my comparison to Breath of the Wild, you may apologize in the replies below.
Quote
The wait for new consoles is causing some people to lose their minds to the point that they believe Burger King is going to show off the PS5 UI.
Jim Ryan: "I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS JUST BUY SOMETHING!"
Quote
Welcoming @Evo into the PlayStation family: play.st/3sdoS9e
Sony Interactive Entertainment and new esports venture RTS have jointly acquired the Evolution Championship Series
Nothing will put you more on 343's side than reading the brainless Halo subreddit.
Quote
What is the "You just had to be there." moment in fandoms you are in?
I'm begging nerds to stop using "7th gen" and "4th" gen designators for console generations. No normal person knows what you mean. I'm not a normal person, and I have to reason out what you're trying to say. You're failing at the entire purpose of language and shorthand.
Nintendo and Microsoft were preparing to reveal GoldenEye 007, but I think they will likely delay it due to the "slappers only" mode looking very insensitive in light of recent world events.
*Square Enix publishes Left Alive, The Quiet Man, Balan's Wonderworld, and Babylon's Fall*
Square Enix: "WHYH CAN'T OUR WESTERN STUDIOS GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER!"
What the fuck is your point? So what if liberal activists plan to demand better from their government? How is this wrong?
The artists and animators at Insomniac must've had a good day when they nailed this.
