Jeff Fortenberry on Twitter: "I’m grateful to be named Republican Leader of the House Ag Appropriations Subcommittee. As I was considered for this position, I recalled a time when I was a boy. My grandfather, a county agent, asked me what I wanted to do with my life: I said, 'Papa, I want to be a farmer.’"

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1. Col (Ret) Jim Harrold‏ @JimHarroldOmaha Jan 17
  
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  Great, Jeff. Now work on reversing the ill-informed Trump ag policies that are hurting Nebraska farmers.
  
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1. Caped Jackass‏ @CapedJA Jan 17
  
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  And now the only things you raise are funds from mega donors.
  
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1. Post all the letters. Today itself‏ @uselesstinsel Jan 17
  
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  hey fartenberry, are you sure you didn't say "papa, i want to be a farter"? congrats on your appointment to the house flatulations subcommittee
  
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1. Courtney‏ @JeannieGoldWP Jan 17
  
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  Farten-what?
  
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1. Brendan “Bernie will win” Williams‏ @BrendanWiliams Jan 18
  
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  But instead I went to Georgetown and became a politician who mostly just tries to avoid seeming too racist while hanging out with fellow ag committee buddy @SteveKingIA life comes at ya fast.
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1. Titty “the Disloyal” Boobowitz‏ @TittyBoobowitz Jan 17
  
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  Did you ever happen to say “Papa, I wanna be associated with Nazis and the party that brought Russian agents in to destabilize American democracy”
  
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