Jean Paul Zodeaux

@JeanPaulZodeaux

What if I'm just a figment of your imagination? Or, what if I'm a Fig Newton of your imagination?

Inspired by a likely story
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2009.

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    I don't care about your pronouns. I'm more interested in your proverbs. Pithy sayings that impart a general truth is always a fine ice breaker when meeting someone.

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  3. This is fake news. Trump said he wanted a Burger King. The media went berserk when he pulled a plastic straw from a stone.

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    Günün sanat akımı olsun...

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  5. Just because a zebra can't change it's stripes doesn't mean they can't be fashionable.

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  6. *Guy Tweeting* Guy: Lol, gf's checking my hair for head lice.

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  7. When you pay attention you realize that kids see right through your brilliant disguises.

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  8. Fortune favors those who can successfully predict...or, at the very least listen to those who can.

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  9. This is hilarious. Hey Hillary, not for nothing but "propaganda *running* amok" is redundant.

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  10. Grammar Nazi's heads exploding across the super information highway.

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  11. Ordy staffers have been all locking their accounts in anticipation of Project Veritas next bombshell. A video showing multiple staffers claiming they don't want to educate anyone and prefer people educate themselves and threatening to leave the public alone.

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  13. This is what happens when you live by the end justifying the means. There's no end in sight.

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  14. She learned to sign from this guy:

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  15. Well, no wonder they're all confused. Nobody there speaks American Sign Language well enough to know she's talking gibberish.

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  16. I guess that "Vote for someone else" campaign worked better than expected.

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    Can't handle this: Candidates getting scrutiny. When the crew sees, The clay below knees, What follows is the mutiny.

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  18. The Chinese have a curse. "May you live in interesting times."

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  19. Fed up with being the only one in the room that people just refuse to talk about, the elephant opted for a makeover.

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