Jacob McCollum

@JeTthe3RD

dang man, ol man dang ol man ha ha oh man dang ol.

Berea, KY
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2009.

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  1. 4. ruj 2019.

    Getting a free beer a day from the hotel has me spoiled. Only now if they’d lift my head and pour it into my mouth and massage my feet, we’d be in the money.

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  2. 28. kol 2019.

    I have discovered my new demise, my love for a club supreme from Jersey Mike’s. Can I get a “yo ass gonna fat, hell yeah?” K, thanks.

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  3. 25. svi 2019.

    Back in Berea for 5 minutes and I’m already annoyed to the max with the dumb ass drivers.

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  4. 12. svi 2019.

    This is also the case for Christmas and her birthday. If this is redneck, I’m part of the problem.

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  5. 12. svi 2019.

    Five years consecutively, I’ve bought wild turkey and Mountain Dew for my mother on Mother’s Day.

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  6. 10. svi 2019.

    Today I end my current job. Come Monday, my ass is on the road.

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  7. 19. tra 2019.

    Missing Nerds Ropes right now.

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  8. 19. tra 2019.

    I wonder which rapper is going to remix Achey Break Heart.

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  9. 15. tra 2019.

    I am slightly uncultured with things and I know many who would agree. I also fumble with words, laugh at all the wrong things, and radiate awkwardness. But my ass just landed this job and I’m thinking I’m not as bad as I thought.

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  10. 12. tra 2019.

    Lando is mood. Seeing his face got me so pumped. Thank you J.J.

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  11. 29. ožu 2019.

    Also, the Interviewer looked like the dad from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs and I could not stop myself from constantly picturing him in my head. Good guy though.

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  12. 29. ožu 2019.

    Just finished the second hour long interview for this big job....drenched my shirt in sweat, got free coffee(s), met the nicest barista. This Friday is very promising. Now to not pee myself on my travels home. Thanks for listening.

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  13. 20. ožu 2019.

    I’ve got the biggest interview of my career in under 30 minutes and I’m spending it in the bathroom talking to myself in the mirror. I’m not normal.

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  14. 23. velj 2019.

    anything and everything you did sincerely made me chipper as hell. I’m sorry you were suffering man...

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  15. 6. velj 2019.

    Has anyone seen an ASMR soap carving video that wasn’t dumb? Me either.

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  16. 4. velj 2019.

    My face when I found out about the temperature dropping below 20 by the weekend.

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  17. 1. velj 2019.

    I saw Eric Andre tuck his dick on stage tonight. February is off to a good start.

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  18. 28. sij 2019.

    Neighbors hit my car. Neighbors deny they hit my car. Neighbors then state they could have hit my car but they don’t know. Neighbors do nothing for my damaged car. Neighbors curse us through the wall but want everything to be cool. There’s something methy about my neighbors..

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  19. 28. pro 2018.

    So now that Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas are over (the big eatin holidays) I’m looking down at my returned chubby belly and I’m overly excited to say goodbye to it yet again. Here’s a picture of the woman who I blame for my weight gain. Stop feeding me Granny.

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  20. 10. pro 2018.

    Happy Drive Like Shit Day!

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