"You may be taller than me, BAY-TOE. But I've got SPUNK!"
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Shut up with your “phrasing” replies, stupid millennials.pic.twitter.com/SSv3nDR5vW
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"A person's a person no matter how small"
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"From the series finale of "Big Bang Theory"'
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Beto: "...so yeah that's how grunge music really affected us as a culture and changed music forever" Pete Buttigieg: "Beto, I was just asking what flight you were on"
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“Pete, can you help me fix my weird left leg? Also, do you have any snacks? I’m hungry and don’t have any money.”
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Yeah, what’s going on there? He’s like a bendy toy.
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No, sir, you cannot stand on the x-ray machine
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When you talk down to someone who is six inches taller than you are.
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