I’ve reached the “out with friends but somehow still getting my dog’s fur in my mouth” stage of pet parenthood
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There’s an alarming amount of tall, beautiful people who smell like Santal 33 on this SFO to Miami flight
Welp we got some amazing crying memes out of it at least
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Any other new thirty-somethings ever think about how we have to survive another one of these +20 years, except wrinklier and less capable?
Now that we have a new president can we talk about what actually happened to MF DOOM?
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It only took a national uprising, but good on these guys for sharing. and , will you do the same?
Oh good, the celebs are at it again
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Why Kesha, Sarah Paulson, and Stanley Tucci Are Posting #ITakeResponsibility ellemag.co/cUMoSWp
It’s moves like this that really warm my heart and make me miss NYC but also fuck yeah capitalism twitter.com/ryanbrooks/sta
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Coronavirus quarantine is the best thing that ever happened to IGTV prove me wrong
Forced WFH Day 1 in a nutshell:
When someone asks me how my week has been:
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The amount of people I know who are suddenly talking about washing their hands with soap and water as if that is a new thing is totally fucking alarming
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Oh man, single Millennial Twitter is about to get lit
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New in Emoji 13.0: Potted Plant #Emoji2020 emojipedia.org/potted-plant/
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Who else is googling "how to frame a credit card"?
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MoviePass has ended for good trib.al/suwevUk
Oh so this is what it’s like to have marketing work on you
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I rarely feel career jealousy as an accidental ad woman, but this is brilliant:
Welp 2020 is off to a weird start
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The first major, transformational food trend of 2020 has already emerged grb.st/35fMtKb
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