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    8. lis 2019.
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    4. velj
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  3. 3. velj

    First coffee since last week's food poisoning.

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  4. 2. velj

    Gave my daughters sweet potatoes called them their potato babies. Child 1 chose to breast feed hers. Child 2 went with bottle feed. I love parenting.

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  5. 1. velj

    A present from the old country.

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    31. sij

    We are looking for a project editor ⁦to work with the brilliant publishing teams ⁩ - could it be YOU? £25-32k salary, central London. We fully support flexible working

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  7. 29. sij
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    Just bolted awake remembering something my childhood milkman J. R. Scrote whispered through the mail slot of our door: "Why just wing it when you can actually fly?" Then the clink-clink of bottles and he was gone. He later froze to death in a stairwell dressed as Charlie Chaplin.

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  9. 25. sij

    Helping my theoretical physicist cousin nail his job interview.

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  10. 24. sij

    Watching a toddler eating a biscuit teaches us the power of mindfulness and being in the moment and just how disgusting kids are when they are eating.

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  11. 22. sij

    Organizations do indeed treat their unstructured data like Stalin treated the Ukrainians but I'm not going to be the guy saying it.

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  12. 22. sij

    Definitely need a break. I'm dicking around here and I've just quoted Stalin in a technical white paper.

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  13. 22. sij

    I just got a whiff of banana pudding and nilla wafers. Is that what Americans smell before an epileptic fit?

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  14. 22. sij

    A woman, nearly seventy, wanted to see a picture of the girls. The first one that came up was a photo of me taking a nap with a daughter in each arm. She responded, ‘I was never that close to my father.’ It was a sadness and a hurt that reached back decades.

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  15. 22. sij

    I keep a laminated copy of this article for when Brits find out I am from Florida and ask why I am here.

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  16. 22. sij

    I was still a kid but I remember the 80s when the peoples of the world pulled together and solved humanity's cold ankle problem.

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    21. sij

    We have a job going at Edinburgh. Tell anyone with an eye.

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  18. 21. sij

    I am constantly learning from the openness and empathetic instincts of millennials and as long as they don't bring back hackey sacking, I will be their ally.

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    Me when people start talking politics:

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  20. 17. sij

    FYI, for non-Americans.

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  21. 17. sij

    Told my mom about my new prescription and her response was, 'You old shit you'.

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