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@JaneyGodley

award winning comic -bbc ITV Duke of Edinburgh award presenter. Can do clean sets "Sharpest-elbowed comedy in the world- NY Times - autism comedy work shops

Glasgow, Scotland
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Joined February 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jul 7

    WHEN MET

    6 retweets 10 likes
  2. 8 hours ago

    Trump is that twat at a conference everyone avoids by saying they are going to bed but meet up at a pub 4 miles away

    1 reply 8 retweets 26 likes
  3. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    If she weren't my daughter, I'd be married to her.

    0:20
    Trump praises his daughter Ivanka, who sat in for him at a G20 meeting: "If she weren't my daughter it'd be so much easier for her."
    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  4. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    LOL Roofy & Fluffy were about to jump with joy & then this! The both of them must have been pure raging!!

    1 reply 22 retweets 19 likes
  5. Retweeted
    12 hours ago
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    I don't care about them jumping the gun, the Tory government know the excellent state of SNP's economy before tweeting this nasty bullshit.

    6 retweets 7 likes
  6. 8 hours ago

    having more followers than me doesn't stop you being a cunt. Moonies have millions of followers....doesn't make me wish I was one of them.

    1 reply 10 likes
  7. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Sometime the audience get uppity when I stand in for in

    Ivanka Trump, unelected, unqualified, daughter-in-chief, is representing the US at the G20 summit next to May, Xi, Merkel. Photo
    2 replies 4 retweets 30 likes
  8. 8 hours ago

    my face when people read my tweets about something and write "Link?" for evidence - like they cant fucking google?

    1 reply 16 likes
  9. 8 hours ago

    do men walk down lonely streets and worry women will come out of side streets and follow them and be rapey and creepy?

    2 replies 7 retweets 20 likes
  10. 8 hours ago

    I wanted to walk home tonight but as woman alone i was worried its late & deserted. Do men worry women will rape/attack them?

    6 replies 8 retweets 18 likes
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  12. 9 hours ago

    is Trump in Scotland on Sunday (today) where and when???

    3 replies 4 retweets 23 likes
  13. 9 hours ago

    THURSDAY JULY 13th at we have and some new acts. £10 for comedy and curry 0141 552 6165

    3 retweets 5 likes
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  16. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    FUCK THE DUP

    41 replies 780 retweets 1,914 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jul 7

    This reminds me of the time I saw a guy on a pay phone in a train station yell: "I don't need you! I'm at a party with a ton of hot chicks!"

    114 replies 2,517 retweets 9,634 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jul 7
    Replying to

    Two kinds of reactions when you meet dude your intel chiefs have blamed for meddling with the democratic process

    190 replies 2,086 retweets 3,302 likes
  19. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Our front page The 10k a day Tories Scottish Conservatives in double job tow

    16 replies 174 retweets 87 likes
  20. 10 hours ago

    Blue moon and the full moon from the bus

    2 retweets 6 likes
  21. 11 hours ago

    Want a shirt that looks like you've vomited a pizza down yourself ? These are for you ....

    Guide to summer shirts for men – in pictures
    1 reply 6 retweets 10 likes

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